Karen Mouse
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AFEG - Chris, wheres your shiny green light gone?
- you sneeking in under the radar?


Does anyone else feel "wierd" that the cruise is so close now?
Cant believe its actually almost here - we've been waiting 2 years and now its 2 weeks![]()
I even dreamt about the cruise last night!
I dreamt that we'd just got into our cabin on the first day, I left Ellis in the cabin for 2 minutes whilst I delivered a tag gift.
When I got to the other cabin, the cabin door was open because they hadnt got into the cabin yet, and inside on the bed was a big flat parcel from "one legged Bendy!"
Even though it wasnt my room... I started opening it
... inside were pictures like Rose had done for Bob with their names on them. I admired them then put them back as I found them and left.
When I got back to our cabin Ellis was gone... the drill had already started and no-one would let me look for him, they insisted I go to my drill station instead.
... I woke up all panicky
Note to self - do not be nosey at other peoples gifts and keep a hold of Ellis on boarding day!![]()
You have way too many googleys....![]()
Does anyone else feel "wierd" that the cruise is so close now?
Cant believe its actually almost here - we've been waiting 2 years and now its 2 weeks![]()
What the heck did you eat before you went to bed last night?![]()
I also ordered from Perfect Gift....I'm having a Halloween pail made for DS. She's going to put in a few sand toys and pirate things too!
This isn't my first bit I still get just as excited!!!
I haven't even started packing yet!! Bought a book, but read it already!!
Does anyone else feel "wierd" that the cruise is so close now?
Cant believe its actually almost here - we've been waiting 2 years and now its 2 weeks![]()
If someone doesn't talk to me soon,.....I may be forced to do......IRONING!![]()
Does anyone know what movies are going to be showing during our week?
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face..
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the 10 p's, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly..
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the 10 p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
'No,' the woman replied. 'I'm an accountant..'
Well now we can't have that so I'll talk to you. Actually I'm doing some window washing but need to take breaks frequently! DH is fishing.
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