10/24/2009 Bash On the Boat (I'm with B.O.B.) - Thread #17

[captchris]

More hugs and prayers Nancy from Diane and Walt

Hoping and praying everything went well for you today Nancy G.

 

[Walt & Di]

We haven't done the liberty belle either for some time. We wanted to do the pirate ship at DL, but it was being used for Fantasmic that night, so unlucky again.

great pictures Kathy. I really enjoy the Liberty Belle ride so I can view these beautiful sights. Diane

 

[Walt & Di]

Hey Dan...it is snowing pretty hard here now and the wind is blowing too. They are saying just a few inches, so it will probably stop before too long. I am tired of all this snow!

Great pictures Dan. I like your house picture. Snow is so beautiful. Too bad it is such a pain. I also like your cruise picture. Wish we were there. Diane

 

[njprincess]

WOW!!!
i know i've been gone a few days, but thats the view from your bedroom balcony at the contemporary in wdw???

we may have to change our plans.
we need sunshine.

Good idea, Mike. Why don't you try the Beach Club - I hear they have sunshine over there!

isnt it time for a disney vacation???

Hey, I don't need 2 feet of snow to make that decision!

Could she be taking the picture?

Duh! The chair next to Roger is empty! I'm such a maroon!

Nope, I should be ok...I can hack into my pillow

Oh no Cass!!! Mikey's back! Please don't get him started on the 'pillow' thing!!!

AHHHHHH My disney fix for the day. Thanks!!!

Your welcome!

 

[Walt & Di]

Here's the view from my bedroom balcony:

Pretty snow picture Kathy. Diane

 

[njprincess]

great pictures Kathy. I really enjoy the Liberty Belle ride so I can view these beautiful sights. Diane

Thanks, Di. I really enjoyed it too. This trip, we tried to do things we hadn't done before or hadn't done in a long time. I better get moving on that trip report!

 

[njprincess]

I think it's too busy for an F.O.

 

[njprincess]

Hey Lori & Julia!!!

Thank you for the thank you card!

 

[tikimimi]

Happy Birthday to Thomas

YES - Happy Birthday, Thomas!
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[Walt & Di]

Here are some snow pics from Connecticut...

Elaine just came home about an hour before this was taken and look how snow covered the minivan is!

Jasmine in the snow...

Cool snow pictures Christian. Diane

 

[Walt & Di]

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.



Keep reading-they get better!!!







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WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'









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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your

upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.







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MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.' He addressed the man,
'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?'
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?







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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a

ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she.

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)








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WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument

and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'







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WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'







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CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!







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WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides,

it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and

showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'







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The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),

he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and

he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife

hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Great Jokes Rose. Diane

 

[Dyerneeds]

So Dawg, when are you heading to Florida???

if all goes as planned, we leave the 20th. (just missing steve and family )we're going to drive this time. first time in 3 years. unless we get a good price on a last minute flight. we have a good friend who's an owner of SW airlines.(right walt old buddy?) maybe he can hook us up.
2 days at clearwater to see my parents(i guess my dad isnt doing to well. emphysema ) then 3 days at SSR, then back to my parents.

 

[Verandah Man]

Hey, he had 6 minutes to snag it

I know, I saw it and let it go........I was being nice tonight.........

 

[Scouter]

if all goes as planned, we leave the 20th. (just missing steve and family )we're going to drive this time. first time in 3 years. unless we get a good price on a last minute flight. we have a good friend who's an owner of SW airlines.(right walt old buddy?) maybe he can hook us up.
2 days at clearwater to see my parents(i guess my dad isnt doing to well. emphysema ) then 3 days at SSR, then back to my parents.

You're missing us too!

We're down in Cocoa Beach/Melbourne for Sean's college family weekend from the 11th till 15th, then Orlando from 16th to the 19th.

 

[Dyerneeds]

I'm sorry you don't feel good. Mine has moved down into my chest and I've started to cough

Nope, I should be ok...I can hack into my pillow

hehehe. cass said chest. and pillow.

robins like "what are you mike? in 3rd grade?

 

[Dyerneeds]

You're missing us too!

We're down in Cocoa Beach/Melbourne for Sean's college family weekend from the 11th till 15th, then Orlando from 16th to the 19th.

darn.
and you're right. we're missing you guys. see you in oct though right?

 

[Verandah Man]

if all goes as planned, we leave the 20th. (just missing steve and family )we're going to drive this time. first time in 3 years. unless we get a good price on a last minute flight. we have a good friend who's an owner of SW airlines.(right walt old buddy?) maybe he can hook us up.
2 days at clearwater to see my parents(i guess my dad isnt doing to well. emphysema ) then 3 days at SSR, then back to my parents.

I'd love to get out of Jersey and get away from this cold and sn*w for a week or two myself, but I don't see it happening this year. Hazel and I were supposed to be in Florida right now, but Lina's friend couldn't stay here with her, so we postponed our trip.....

Just got back home from taking Lina to Best Buy so she could buy the Wii Mario game for her friend Trish. The roads are getting bad here, we saw two accidents on the way to Best Buy. I wouldn't even have gone, but Lina said this game is very hard to find and Best Buy only had a couple left in the store, so it was get there right away, or lose out. At least I got back home in time for Biggest Loser......

 

[Verandah Man]

hehehe. cass said chest. and pillow.

robins like "what are you mike? in 3rd grade?

 

[Timon]

Oh no Cass!!! Mikey's back! Please don't get him started on the 'pillow' thing!!!

Oops, my bad

I know, I saw it and let it go........I was being nice tonight.........

I ain't so nice

hehehe. cass said chest. and pillow.

robins like "what are you mike? in 3rd grade?

Hmmm....maybe 2nd grade

 

[Dyerneeds]

Hmmm....maybe 2nd grade

i just showed robin those pics of kira. she said "awww, poor baby"