10/24/2009 Bash On the Boat (I'm with B.O.B.) - Thread #17

[Dyerneeds]

for pp goose.


lori..great pics of the kids.


happy birthday thomas.

 

[Dyerneeds]

gotta check on dinner. i'll try to catch up later.

 

[B9erSteve]

isnt it time for a disney vacation???

Classic!

 

[Verandah Man]

So Dawg, when are you heading to Florida???

 

[captchris]

Here are some snow pics from Connecticut...

Elaine just came home about an hour before this was taken and look how snow covered the minivan is!

Jasmine in the snow...

 

[captchris]

More yet...For some reason my digital camera must not like snow. All the pics have this blue hue to them.

Looking out into the backyard...

And down the street...

 

[Scouter]

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.



Keep reading-they get better!!!







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WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'









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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your

upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.







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MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.' He addressed the man,
'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?'
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?







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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a

ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she.

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)








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WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument

and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'







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WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'







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CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!







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WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides,

it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and

showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'







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The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),

he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and

he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife

hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

 

[Nerbiepie]

 

[tikimimi]

HI CHRIS

It was cloudy here all morning with no snow but in the past 30 min or so it is coming down heavy.

OH WONDER OR MAGIC WHERE ARE YOU

DAN

What a great picture!!! I know you wish you were there now. I wish I were too!

 

[Scouter]

2 glasses of wine, makes me feel fine


But makes me NOT want to do any of my chores

 

[captchris]

Good evening everyone...

We just finished dinner and now are relaxing. I finally got my firewood delivered, so I decided to build a nice fire. The good thing is, the guy backed right into my garage so I didn't have to stack it or anything. I just can't park my minivan in the garage until I get around to stacking it.

 

[Timon]

perhaps he was distracted with bright shiny lights??..LOL

I hate the cough... feel better! wed off again then?

Nope, I should be ok...I can hack into my pillow

I kinda doubt the allergen will be nuts then. Trace allergies are usually set off by repeated post-allergic exposures to allergens. So even if there were a trace of nuts (i.e. dust) it would not have necessarily set off a reaction. It would have had to be an actual nut ingestion. But I am betting on the muffin as being the culprit. 20 minutes post-exposure is about right. The fact that it started on the mouth and extended to the body is about right for a consumable.

Poor munckin - I wouldnt have thought a "trace" would have caused the reaction, and almost every manufacturer would cover themselves by telling you there could be "traces" in their products. Its great that your doc will do an allergy test - we had to fight for Ellis to be tested at 3 years old. Good luck - keep us posted.

Its awfully scary when you first see your baby swelling up like that but dont panic too much - If you have any questions I'll try to help

Thanks guys!!! Glad I have my experts here

I will keep you all updated

i just read that. i'm trying to get caught up here.

i see cass and rob arnt taking care of poor kira.
tell cass we're going to call childrens services on them and we know a nice couple in ohio who could take care of kira.
just kidding cass and rob. you guys arte great parents.

Feel free to come on out and take care of my baby while I crawl back into bed and hack my lungs up

More yet...For some reason my digital camera must not like snow. All the pics have this blue hue to them.

Mine does that too. I hate it! But sometimes I have it on the wrong setting and everything turns out blue LOL

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument

and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'

LOL!!!!!!

 

[captchris]

Wow, this is a late FO and I think I was still able to snag it!

Eh I waited a little too long, but its my fault. I wasn't watching after I posted.

 

[Nerbiepie]

10 mins till I go home .. yahoo!!

Nachos are on the menu for supper tonight
and a call to Cass to make sure everything is alright with Kira

 

[Verandah Man]

Wow, this is a late FO and I think I was still able to snag it!

I think Cass took care of that...........

 

[captchris]

I think Cass took care of that...........

Yeah, ultimately I got caught snoozing.

 

[Timon]

Wow, this is a late FO and I think I was still able to snag it!

Eh I waited a little too long, but its my fault. I wasn't watching after I posted.

I think Cass took care of that...........

Hey, he had 6 minutes to snag it

 

[Walt & Di]

AHHHHHH My disney fix for the day. Thanks!!!

WOW what a beautiful picture! Diane

 

[Walt & Di]

Yes indeed, have a Happy Birthday Thomas!!!

Happy Birthday to Thomas from Walt and Di in San Antonio, Texas.

 

[Walt & Di]

More prayers and from New Jersey......

More hugs and prayers Nancy from Diane and Walt