1/14/07 Wonder Anyone?

[Hygiene99]

Jeanne - Could you please adopt me and my family as we could never afford all the many Disney cruises you get to go on!!!

We haven't received anything in the mail since our cruise. Taylor had fun but I'd like to do a Western cruise and she says if we are going to MEXICO she doesn't want to go I told her fine by me... one less person I have to pay for

I think we will try out the Freedom of the Seas before we return to DCL. I will definately return in years to come once Tucker is (waaaay) older but for now, Taylor wasn't OVERLY impressed and we figured we could get a SUITE on a different cruise line for what we pay for an OV on DCL.

Sooo that is that... we sail on the Sovereign in April which I know will not compare to the Wonder but it will be a nice (cheap) get-away.

So how was the April Cruise!!!





Subject: HOW TO SURVIVE

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send This E-mail To Someone To
Make Them Smile.

Its Called .......
therapy


FAITH IS EVERYTHING, FOR WITHOUT IT, WE HAVE NOTHING



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[3dog2kidmom]

So how was the April Cruise!!!



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And I am waiting to hear how your MAY Med cruise was...