Warning.....
We too filled our kids with random "truths" until they figured out what was going on...
Now my grown son 26 owns and operates a Crossfit fitness training gym here in Katy. He has helped me lose over 90 pounds and get into decent shape for an old guy

One day at a class the work out was really demanding and he was pushing me pretty hard. One of the other folks asked my son was he pushing so hard to help get me in shape. My son answered with a devilish grin on his face and said no i am getting back at him for all the CARP he told me when I was a kid.