08/15/2009 -Eastern- Tortola Treasure Seekers

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Off to bed. Was on my other cruise thread a lot to tonight...... They want me to hit 1,000 post on that thread...........
 

OMG! :lmao: :rotfl2: As a matter of fact, I do! (how did you know?)

I have a funny story about my big feet. Last Friday I went out with co-workers, so I'd been drinking. Someone's husband was giving me a hard time about my tattoo, making fun of it, saying it was cliche and small. So I whipped my leg above the table and pulled my pant leg up to dispute his claims. I was sitting next to our Credit Manager but she had her head turned so didn't see what I was doing. She turned around and yelled "OMG how big are your feet?!" My foot was right in her face when she turned around. It was hilarious. Probably a "you had to be there moment" but, yes, I do have big feet. :rotfl:

Brilliant!!! :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl: So that's why you like Thumper.... ;)
 
I have a funny to share:

I was helping DD with her homework. She had to spell the word butterfly. So I was telling her what letters to write. At the same time, I was paying attention to DS's spelling words, so I was kind of distracted telling DD the letters. When she was all done I looked at the word and busted out laughing. I forgot to tell her to put an er in the word, so she spelled buttfly. :rotfl2: That got a good laugh for a couple of minutes from the kids....

I will always think of them as buttflies from now on... :rotfl: :rotfl2: :lmao:
 
One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood. The lady of the house answers. "Pardon me Mam, Im out of work and looking for any odd jobs that people need done. I'm very handy with everything from repairs to yard work, to painting..."
"Painting?" the woman jumped in.
"Oh, yes, Ma'am! Im a very careful painter," the man replied, his face brightening at the realization she could provide him some work.
"I'll tell you what. My husband just bought some green paint last week to paint the porch out back with, but we haven't had any time. If you can do a good job, then you can paint it before he gets home and surprise him.
"Now, do a particularly good job and paint the trimmings white also, and I'll pay you an extra bonus."
"Oh yes, Ma'am, I'll do an excellent job!" He was told the paints were also around back in the garage.
A few hours later, the man returns to the door.
"That was quick, did you do a good job?" the woman inquires.
"Oh yes Ma'am, two coats! But there's something you should know," the man says.
"That's not a Porsche, thats a Mercedes!"

I love that one, Ed!!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: It could happen to me as I have both a porch and a Mercedes... :scared1:
 
DCL does not have to have to advertise....Once you go once your hooked....They have the best marketing dept.................................

So true!!! ::yes:: I find DCL very addictive...
 
Yeah, well this will be the last show for a while. ~~With the writers strike and all....Wait till al the shows come back.......................

How long d'ya think this'll go on for..??? :confused:
 
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