Your Embarrassing Park Moments

That reminded me of my worst Disney moment.

One very hot summer day we were leaving the Magic Kingdom on the ferry. It was about 6pm and we were headed to the airport. I had my 2-3 year old daughter on my shoulders when she erupted. We had just eaten at Tony's Town Square and 98.6 degree spaghetti was raining down on top of my head, dripping onto my shoulders, and cascading down my entire front to my shoes.

The very crowded ferry suddenly found room for me and my daughter to be nearly alone. My wife, who can not deal with vomit, was totally gone.

We made it back to the rental car, got some dirty but much cleaner clothes out of the suitcase, and cleaned up the best we could there in the parking lot. We used some of the dirty clothes as towels and stuffed all of the clothes back into the suitcase. I wonder what the poor baggage handlers thought of our bags?

My daughter and I stunk, stunk, stunk, for the ride to the car rental return, the wait at the airport, the flight home, and the ride home from the airport. We got lots of dirty looks from people.

The shower at home never felt so good!
That's crazy. Sorry that happened
 
Since were telling such stories....

When I was a kid, we were at Epcot and I had knocked down this huge strawberry milkshake. We were then in line for the just-opened and very popular Captain EO. We were next to enter the doors (yes, it had a wait out the doors back then), when the heat brought that strawberry shake knocking. Boom, suddenly I threw up a big, pink splatter on the sidewalk right in front of the doors! As my sister tells it, the entire line took one giant step to the left in unison, though that may be embellishment. The CM's brought me inside, got me cool water, and let me sit for a bit. We ended up waiting an extra show cycle until I felt better.
 
Milk on a hot summer day!

I was blown away when Disney first announced the Milk Stand at Galaxy's Edge but then realized it was non dairy so not exactly milk.

Yeah, but that's also why the blue and green milks at SWGE are kinda gross.
 

I have had a few good ones over the years. Probably the most recent was last December at Disneyland. I had sat near Small World for the parade. It had just ended and I was going to stand up from the ground and realized my foot was slightly asleep. I gave it a couple good kicks on the ground and started to stand up, but it was still way more asleep than I realized and I face planted back to the ground. Several guests and cast members came running over to see if I was ok and to help me to my feet. The only thing or hurt or bruised was my ego from that one.
 














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