Okay, this is what I MEANT to post the other night when I was obsessively reading your updates as you were posting them:
So I totally understand where you're coming from with the Cars thing. I really enjoyed the movie but I think I've only seen the whole thing twice and I'm just not that interested in it (or the sequel).
I CAN'T BELIEVE you were talking about the Little Mermaid series!!!!!! I literally just watched it the other morning on Disney Jr, and then I watched again this morning! I definitely recall some sort of dolphin related drama.
Omg, your interpretation of that Minnie art on the wall of Tren-D... like no really, what on earth is going on there?! That really had me scratching my head.
LOL.
I love Beach Club AND Yacht Club!!!! And Boardwalk!!!!! My sister said she thought the inside of Boardwalk was boring and I wanted to give her a good slap for her ignorance.
Oh my god, I want that to be my official job description: "Disney Vacation Refresher". (I charge by the hour btw- I will also accept payment in the form of park tickets and cupcakes.)
I love that picture I took of you running down the stairs in front of me. I feel like you're about to eagerly take me on an adventure. "COME ON, LET'S GO!" (Accurate.)
I almost cried AGAIN reading the 1900 Park Fare part. When you told me you were lying I was like... wait, what? You had like this guilty look on your face and I was like... what is about to happen to me. And I'm so glad everyone reading your TRs is so entertained by my emotions!!!
Also- JASMINE RICE.
Truth: those are actually the legit words to the Macarena. I called Los del Rio and confirmed it.
HELLO GMF! I look forward to your commentary on all my updates about our crazy adventures.
I wish they would do series for recent Disney movies. I would love to see Mike and Sulley's daily adventures in Monstropolis, for instance.
I was hoping someone would appreciate how crazy the art in Tren-D is!!
I love the Yacht Club too but if I had to compare it with Beach Club it doesn't stand a chance. Not that they're in competition anyway, but one day when I am rich I will have to choose between them and besides the fact that I want to stay in every Disney Resort, I would never choose Yacht over Beach.
Omg I WISH people would pay you in park tickets so you could JOIN THE WHOLE TRIP!!!
I like that picture too. Good work
LOL I am just so happy you didn't figure anything out beforehand because I really wanted you to be surprised and well... you definitely were! SORRY I MADE YOU CRY.
And here are my real-time comments.
Oh lord, I tried to look up the recipe for the Gummy Bear drink and I have no idea what it was, but I do know the Ace's Pub "website" headline says "We Cure Sobriety!" LOL.
I despise tequila to my very core, but I promise if my
future plans work out, I will make this one of my goals. Also- I have searched my memory in vain and even looked up the Paradiso 37 drink menu and I still have no idea what I drank there.
I now crave truffle fries on the regular.
Bret Michaels. *SMH*
I remember that when the bartender took that picture of us, he didn't think it was a good picture. I think it's one of the best pictures we've ever taken together? So idk. He was very mistaken.
I think the reason we didn't go to T Rex was because it was super crowded and we thought it was going to take forever to get in? I'm glad we didn't go though because otherwise I wouldn't have met my future husband from Las Vegas.
That guy that wanted our picture at Splitsville, he totally reminded me of Bret Michaels. Idk why.

I'm glad you had a lot of pictures from Splitsville because I didn't really, and I love seeing the ones you took that I've never seen before! And you are correct, neon is my power source.
I forgot about you almost dropping the room key off the balcony... that would've been a large problem.
10 days until I see you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh you again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO at "website" first of all. And oh God I am so amused by that. Oh, Ace's.
Your future plans need to work out or I will cry.

ANd not just because I want to visit like 4,000 times.
Bret Michaels brings amusement to many people throughout the world, how dare you!!
I think it's a great picture too! We both look good and like we are having an awesome time (which is accurate).
That's true!!! Fate stepped in on the whole Splitsville thing. If he is still there when we go, I will die. Didn't he think Las Vegas was terrible or something... but I feel like he also wasn't fond of Orlando...? Oh who remembers.
You turned into Mom mode when I almost dropped the key. It was literally like an inch from falling off and you were like LIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE YA REAL SOON
OMG LIA!!!!!!!
I am seriously here at work trying to do something productive and I'm holding back all my giggles and ear to ear grins because your "Drunk Frumps Do Downtown Disney" update was HIL-FREAKIN-LARIOUS!!!
The macarena? Totally 1995 when Downtown Disney had New Year's Eve every night and 8-Trax (simply the grooviest bar on the planet) was the place to see and be seen with their light up disco floor a la John Travolta!
PS I Love You: that movie is one of my besties and I favorite movies
eva and in fact we are planning on going to Ireland to celebrate one of their milestone birthdays in a couple of years and plan on doing a lot of Irish pub crawling and a lot of beer drinking! (finding that hottie from the movie wouldn't be that hard, would it? Shhhh what happens in Ireland stays in Ireland)
GINA: GIRL - try tequila!!! It is a
very fun alcohol - if used in the proper proportions and made by a certified, trained bartender it is tasty! Do yourself a favor though: if someone dares you to eat the worm at the bottom of some bottles of tequila, DO NOT DO IT. It's a hot freaking mess. I did the dare and couldn't be around an
empty bottle of Jose for years. But now he and are back on speaking terms and if truth be told, Don Julio and I are very close friends
I am so jealous that you guys will be back at
MNSSHP in less than a week but THRILLED for you both and psyched that you were able to make this dream of going back a reality!! I want massive pin updates, food photos, dole whip photos, back stories, front stories, sky scrappers, and F&W fest updates DAILY! I am soooo looking forward to another trip report from you girlies!!
(wow I realize I sound drunk! It's gotta be the Nutella and Go snack I had for dessert = major sugar overdose!

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Thank you!! I'm glad you enjoyed it!!
You're so lucky you are going to Ireland, I want to go so bad.
Gina has had tequila before, she just hates it. I'm not a big fan either but I still want to try all 37 of them at Paradiso.
I will try to update as much as possible!! Thank you!!!!!
Don't worry, you're fine
Haha, yeah, I don't get running either. I would never go to Disney to run. I'm not even that fond of the walking but you do what you have to do.
Bar hopping in Disney. This should be fun!
I just keep staring at the dancer at Raglan Road. The way the light is hitting her, it looks like she's floating since she really stands out in the photo. It's probably just me, but is looks very cool!
See, for some reason I was under the (misguided) impression that bar hopping in Disney was creep free zone. Clearly not the case.
Wow, what an adventure. I can honestly say that in all the various Trip Report posts I've read, I have never seen one quite like this!! Just Brilliant!
I mean I think if I'd run ANYWHERE it would probably be Disney because I love the after hours at the Tower of Terror stuff that goes on during the marathon over there but UGH I'D HAVE TO RUN!
If you go there you will stare even more, the dancers are so great!
Nowhere is a creep free zone.

But they were harmless, thankfully.
That's awesome to hear, thanks Rob!
I'm heading to Ireland within the next 6 months for dissertation research and I could always use a "research assistant."
YES PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!
Okay, I was DEAD at your Stefon bit. DEAD. I love Stefon SO much. So that was just basically the best thing ever. Thank you for that.
Also, I was dying at the photobombs on Splash, hahaha. I often find that the people in the background can make a photo ten times more amazing than the initial photo if you just look for them! All of our attraction photos crack me up, especially on Dinosaur because of this.
I LOVED your whole surprise for Gina and that she cried. It's too adorable for words and you're a wonderful friend.
HAHAHA your bar hopping in DTD sounds hilarious. I remember when you were posting about it on twitter while it was happening and I was looking forward to hearing about your evening. Raglan Road is kind of my go-to spot for food, but I'd love to try out some of their drinks, too!! Perhaps in a future trip... though Matt isn't a big drinker, so we shall see. ANYWAY it sounds like a ridiculously fun night and I'm even more impressed you snuck into your room without waking up Jess! I'm not the quietest drunk person ever. I try to be, but then stumble on something (I'm known to fall into bushes) and then laugh and wake up everyone and their Mom. So kudos to you guys for being all drunk-ninja-like.
Stefon is one of the best people to ever exist so I am happy you are on board with my references of him!
Right? It's so true. Gina and I spent some time at the end of our trip zooming in on the other people in our ride pictures, hahaha.
Aww, thank you Dani. That's a great compliment.
hahaha It was so fun. Raglan Road is so great, I can't wait to go back. And as for not waking up Jess I'm sure the credit goes more to the fact that she was ridiculously tired from work. I can't imagine that we were THAT quiet but knowing she had to get up again in a few more hours definitely made me feel bad enough to try and really keep it down!
Oh my gawd!!!! I died laughing at this!!! My kid thought something was wrong cause tears were coming down! You are so hilarious! Seriously, can we meet up for drinks so I can laugh with you?!

I'm glad it put a smile on your face! Thank you so much!