You would never guess his name!

[disneynutt1225]

Speaking of interesting names, I once had a client named John Duda. It occured to me at one time that if he married Doris Day and they had a big family reunion from both sides, in the same room you would have all the Duda-Day's....

That one should either bring out the Tag Fairy or get me banned...it could go either way, folks!

 

[Auggiedaugie]

At a company I worked for one of our customers was named Major (first name, not title) D**k. We verified it on his license.......needless to say whenever we needed a good laugh......

OT, but, the next day we received the paper work for a notorious woman who did something to her abusive husband and threw it out the window.....

That was an interesting week.

 

[kat3668]

When I was in elementry school we had alot of kids with funny names..
must have been a late 60's early 70's thing.....
We had a
Tom Sawyer
Johnny Carson
Jack Frost
Jesse James
Tina Turner
Boy did they get teased.......

 

[jjohnson]

A friend of mine is named Sara Lee

 

[doxdogy]

A friend of mine in high school use to babysit a little girl named..... Robin Hood.

 

[ImarriedGrumpy]

I used to be a file clerk, and the most memorable names I found were:

April May Le'June

and

Richard Dickmeyer (who went by his nickname, D***).

I later found out there was a Richard Dickmeyer Jr. and Richard Dickmeyer III! Can you imagine passing that name on to your child? Did he learn nothing in Jr. High?

 

[Mugg Mann]

I used to be a file clerk, and the most memorable names I found were:

April May Le'June

and

Richard Dickmeyer (who went by his nickname, D***).

I later found out there was a Richard Dickmeyer Jr. and Richard Dickmeyer III! Can you imagine passing that name on to your child? Did he learn nothing in Jr. High?

Never mind the child, I feel for the poor wife, being stuck with a hand-me-down Dick.......

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

Oh My! I have tears in my eyes reading these posts. I couldn't even read them aloud to the family who is wondering why I'm hysterical.

Parents: consider your name selections carefully

 

[MsDisney23]

poor guy! Maybe when he has kids he can name one Star Bucks

To Funny! Look what I have started....

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Okay, stop me at any time here........


Maxwell Coffee has a cousin named Duncan, but they're rivals....

Do you think that Best Buy gives Maxwell any special incentives...you know...perks?

Does Maxwell program the laptops as well, and when he does, does he use Java?

Does Maxwell refer to his girlfriend as Sugar?

When his girlfriend is upset with him and wants him to be quiet, does she tell him to put a lid on it?


......I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitresses, and try the veal!

Do you think he was naughty as a child and his parents had to "ground" Coffee?

If his boss gets ticked at him does he yell out, "In my office this INSTANT, Coffee!"

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

There is, I totally kid you not, an OBGYN in my town named Richard Stiff. And yes, he goes by Dick. Cracks me up!

 

[dizneenut]

 

[hiwaygal]

you guys are hysterical!!!

 

[mainewmn]

I cant believe I forgot about this combo but here it is:

A long time ago I worked with a man named Hercock, he was dating a woman named Knocks.

After I left that job I found out that they married and she hyphenated her name. Her name now is Knocks-Hercock.

 

[raammartin]

Now that's funny! At least he had a good attitude about it.

 

[raammartin]

Do you think he was naughty as a child and his parents had to "ground" Coffee?

If his boss gets ticked at him does he yell out, "In my office this INSTANT, Coffee!"

 

[anewvance]

OMG these are so funny! Thanks for the laugh.

I thought of another one. There was a Michael Bater in our senior class. In my spanish class, the teacher called the females miss and the males Master. So we were at Grad Nite in disney after a full long night on the buses to go home. She came on the bus because Mike hadn't gotten on the bus yet. She announced as loud as she could, is MasterBater on the bus. At least half the boys on the bus raised her hands. LoL.

 

[Mugg Mann]

OMG these are so funny! Thanks for the laugh.

I thought of another one. There was a Michael Bater in our senior class. In my spanish class, the teacher called the females miss and the males Master. So we were at Grad Nite in disney after a full long night on the buses to go home. She came on the bus because Mike hadn't gotten on the bus yet. She announced as loud as she could, is MasterBater on the bus. At least half the boys on the bus raised her hands. LoL.

I've added a couple of random thoughts here and there on this thread, but I'm not going to touch this one.......

 

[mickeyfan2]

Is his middle name House?

 

[disneynutt1225]

I've added a couple of random thoughts here and there on this thread, but I'm not going to touch this one.......

Please don't, I don't think I can handle it!!!