You won't believe what happened to me on the way home from work today!

[MeanLaureen]

I'm driving home from work, traffic was heavy as usual. I was stopped at a stoplight and outta nowhere - wham! A bird flew into my windshield!!

It seemed okay but it's wing was caught a bit under my wiper blade. I was going to get out of the car and get it untangled but right then of course the light turned green. I didn't know what to do, I froze, cars started to honk at me so out of desperation I turned on the wiper blades hoping it would dislodge him.

It actually worked! On the upswing the bird was loose and flew off.. here is the crazy part though.

The darn thing did slammed into the windshield of the car behind me!!

It didn't get caught on the wiper blades of that car... but guess what? The car behind me was a police car!

Just my luck, on came the flashing lights. The officer comes up to me, tells me he saw what happened and what I had did. I tried to plea my case to him but it was no use, he just wasn't listening.

He went ahead and wrote me a ticket - for flipping him the bird

 

[Stepharoonie!]

Oh. My. Goodness.

 

[stinkerbelle]

hahahahah

ok - what part of that really happened? hehehehehe

I once had a seagul fly into the antennae on my car - heheh - 3 miles I drove with feathers stuck ALL OVER the front of my car...too f-ing funny.

 

[dizneenut]

 

[Pin Wizard]

LOLOLOL! Joke, right? Ha! We never know for sure with Lauri. I expected to hear that she got out, "unstuck" the bird, and took him home. But that's a good one, Lauri! LOLOL!

 

[shatzjsl]

Groan...

 

[hockeymom7691]

That was funny and I actually believed you!

 

[JESW]

Yeah...sure..

I actually had that happen to me - but not with the police part - but the poor thing died. DS was about 4 at the time and we had to pull over in a parking lot and bury it in the bark mulch on the side.

Jill

 

[Jeanny]

 

[TINKTWINS]

You know Im sure there are more cards to count or something for you to do at work instead of dreaming up these stories!:space:

 

[avdeane]

Thanks for the chuckle!!!

 

[DSNY FN]

That was pretty funny mind you I was out riding a couple years ago and my buddy took a seagull off the helmet he was covered in bird guts and feathers luckily he had his visor down.

 

[zurgswife]

LOL!!!

 

[DaveH]

 

[CamColt]

ROFL! That was bad...bad, but good.

 

[Melora]

Hardy Hardy Har......

 

[BibbidyBobbidyBoo]

LOL
I was so buying the story until the police car's lights came on... I was thinking- for what? LOL

 

[Dopey Sharon]

 

[holycow]

 

[pkasbohm]

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