You might be a DIS-er if........

[lilandvisma]

LOVE THIS THREAD!!

Yep- I have to stop myself from calling my hubbie a DH outloud so that other people can hear!!!

I DO THIS ALL THE TIME, esp. with my DD's and DS...most recently @ the Doctors...yep, they think I'm a total WEIRDO as I tried to explain it to them afterwards

You dis on your smart phone while waiting for your laptop to boot up so you can dis on there

Guilty

I LOVE this. Best thread ever


Let's see... You might be a DISer if you just decorated your Christmas tree and hung all the Disney ornaments at the front

We just ordered a bunch from the Disney store, they had some GREAT deals today!!

 

[Disney Fool]

This is so GREAT!!!

If you have Disney Dining on speed dial you might be a Dis-ser....

..

Oh, Man!!! Not only Disney Dining, Central Reservations is on speed dial, also I've memorized the Swan/Dolphin main phone line--I need help!

 

[Kurby]

you may be a diser if you call one of the resorts with a "fake" question (usually one you already know the answer to) just to hear them answer "Thank you for calling the..... have a magical day"

 

[KellyNY]

You dis on your smart phone while waiting for your laptop to boot up so you can dis on there

 

[wdwislife]

I LOVE this thread! Keep up the great stuff, and I'll think of something to add soon

 

[missmun52]

If you put your crocs in the microwave to make them the "perfect fit" you might be a dis-ser

If you have your resort reservation number memorized because you call to make changes so much......you might be a dis-ser

(sadly both are me)

 

[Tazicket]

If you classify restaurants at home as CS or TS, you might be a DISer.

 

[Magicbus]

I need help!

Seeing that you're from my home town, you can add my number to your speed dial so you can call and get an emergency on property WDW fix. I might have to call you back though, as we can't use cells while on stage. Will that help?

 

[NonScents]

If your friend tries to set you up on a blind date, but you won't go until she finds out if he likes WDW.

 

[disneyj914]

If you have an excel spreadsheet listing all travel/resort information, park schedules, parade/fireworks times, ADR's for every day...you might be a DIS'er

If you keep moving your family along while constantly saying "You can look at that AFTER we ride TSM...you might be a DIS'er

If Unofficial Guide, PassPorter, Birnbaums, etc. just don't do it for you anymore because you know more than they do, you might be a Dis-er.
If your family understands that they will be waking at 6am because RD is too precious to miss, you might be a Dis-er.

If you go the the Disney vacation planning site and "pretend" to book a vacation and stop before it is final to try to get a pin emailed/mailed to you, you might be a DIS-er!

lol...guilty and proud of it!
and mine....if you decide to move to Orlando for grad school so you can eventually get a job for Disney....you might be a DIS-er!

 

[Shelton123]

If October 1st is a holiday in your family, you might be a DISer.

 

[PRINCESS VIJA]

you may be a diser if you call one of the resorts with a "fake" question (usually one you already know the answer to) just to hear them answer "Thank you for calling the..... have a magical day"

Thank heavens I'm not the only one!

 

[MissStitch626]

If you're ENTIRE Christmas tree is covered with Disney ornaments

If no-one has bought you a gift from anywhere but the Disney Store in years

If you have the park CDs on continuous loop in your car

If you overhear someone say "I'm going to the Harry Potter Park in Disney World" and your head almost explodes

If you see anyone in a lime green t-shirt and immediately wonder if they're a Diser

If you have a list of must-do's that include a zebra dome, school bread and a dole whip float

If you're list of must-do's gets bigger every time you go on the boards!

 

[KellyNY]

If you're ENTIRE Christmas tree is covered with Disney ornaments

If no-one has bought you a gift from anywhere but the Disney Store in years

If you have the park CDs on continuous loop in your car

If you overhear someone say "I'm going to the Harry Potter Park in Disney World" and your head almost explodes

If you see anyone in a lime green t-shirt and immediately wonder if they're a Diser

If you have a list of must-do's that include a zebra dome, school bread and a dole whip float

If you're list of must-do's gets bigger every time you go on the boards!

What is Zebra Dome?

 

[pigletforever]

Ohhh i love this..


how about

you may be a DISer if you're morning wake up alarm on your phone is the theme song for POP from the Disney website, you're text message alarm is A dream is a Wish your Heart Makes and your email alarm is the Disney Wonder/Magic horn.


fyi - all these ringers have become very normal in my house even my 5 year old knows which ringer goes to which message lol

where do I find those rings?

 

[MissStitch626]

What is Zebra Dome?

It's a dessert that you can get at the Animal Kingdom Lodge, Boma I think? Someone will correct me if that's the wrong place.

I've read about them so much on dining reviews that they've entered my "things I should do because it says so on the Dis" list

 

[sdchickie]

When your kids beg to hear Illuminations on the way to school and scream louder..louder..

This reminded me of yesterday when the rock version of Hark How The Bells came on my radio and the kids and I could see in our minds the Osbourne Lights flashing!
Here's mine...
When you say to one of your relatives "with how much I spent at DW last year I could have gone to Paris or Italy" then the next word out of your mouth is "I can't wait till our Disney Cruise in 3 weeks!!"
and...
If all you have on your Christmas list is Disney Gift Cards.
and...
If you know the 800-numbers for Disney by heart, but can't remember your moms number.

 

[pigletforever]

Finally came up with one

You might be a Diser if you know when you see the VIP escorts to start looking for someone famous.

 

[LoveKermit]

DH is not a DIS-er (though he has done some lurking), but HE might be a DISer since.....

Last night at a wedding he says, "Come over by the sweet table, it smells just like Main Street."

 

[stimmons]

If you find out you are having a baby and your first thought is, "Bippity, Boppity Boutique or Pirate's League?" (true story)

If you have the phone numbers to the phone booths in England at the World Showcase programmed into your cell. (also true story)