I've sadly done the numbers things more than once...
~ You say woot! When something good happens.
~ You think LOL in your head when you hear something funny.
~ When you wake up, you think "When will I be able to get on VMK today..."
~ You've actually talked to your computer (Sadly...)
~ You've tried to do the VMK dance.... and failed
~ When you want to do something to your hair, you look for your mouse to click on the shirt icon