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Hot Texas Summers always remind me of this list. Enjoy and post some from your state.
·You no longer associate bridges with water.
·You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
·You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
·The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.
·You discover that in July it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
·You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
·You know the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
·You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
·No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
·You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
·You realize asphalt has a liquid state.
·The mosquitoes have landing lights.
·You've taken your kids trick-or-treating when it was 90 degrees outside.
·When it rains, everyone is smiling.
·It's a common misconception that we have killer bees, fire ants, gigantic roaches and mosquitoes and other awful insects, tornadoes, hurricanes, and damaging hailstorms. We tend to think of them as a few bitty bugs and a bad hair day.
·It's a common misconception that everyone speaks with a Texas accent. Y'all just don't know what y'all are talkin' about.
·You no longer associate bridges with water.
·You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
·You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
·The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.
·You discover that in July it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
·You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
·You know the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
·You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
·No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
·You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
·You realize asphalt has a liquid state.
·The mosquitoes have landing lights.
·You've taken your kids trick-or-treating when it was 90 degrees outside.
·When it rains, everyone is smiling.
·It's a common misconception that we have killer bees, fire ants, gigantic roaches and mosquitoes and other awful insects, tornadoes, hurricanes, and damaging hailstorms. We tend to think of them as a few bitty bugs and a bad hair day.
·It's a common misconception that everyone speaks with a Texas accent. Y'all just don't know what y'all are talkin' about.
