your idea of sleeping in means 6:00 a.m.;
you go to bed by 9:00 p.m.;
your kids are watching SNL and you've been asleep for two or more hours already!
your children start to drive (actually that will just make you old before your time);
you hear yourself repeating the things you hated to hear from your parents when you were a teen;
70 seems awfully young;
you read the obits on a regular basis;
Saturday night is just another day of the week;
it takes you longer to get up off the floor than a toddler taking its first steps;
if your seated on the floor and you need to roll over onto your knees just to stand up;
when you get up in the morning it takes a couple trips down the hall just to wake up your aching muscles and joints;
you have all these kinds of complaints to write about on posts like this!
I could go on and on. . .this winter, I'm really feeling not as young as I used to!
