You Keep Using That Word . . I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

[Poohnatic]

Thanks for bring up such a bad memory. While you're at it, why not give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice in it. We're CLOSED!

Suzanne

 

[nsyncraider17]

I love this movie!

"We'll never survive!" "Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has!"

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

Just finished watching Princess Bride for the millionth time with the family and thought I'd start a quotes thread for the fun of it.

No more rhymes now -- I mean it!


Anybody want a peanut?

I never saw Princess Bride, but I thought you were admonishing fellow DISers not to use more rhymes.

I had to read it again before I realized you were quoting a line in the movie.

 

[Rowena]

IM; a"You seem a decent Fellow, I hate to kill you."
DPR; "You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die"

"Begin. You are using Bonetti's defense against me, ah?

"I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain."

BEST SWORDFIGHT ON FILM EVAH!!!11111one (n00b geek emerges)

(If you've not seen this movies....pop some corn, sit back and let it roll...goofiness and cult film yet a good lil flick will appear.)

 

[Diva of Dragons]

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!!

 

[JealousTinkerbell]

(when Buttercup jumps overboard)

Vizzini: What?! Go in!! Go after her!!!
Inigo: I don't swim.
Fezzik: I only dog-paddle...

 

[Mermaid02]

"My way isn't very sportsmanlike"

 

[bizybea]

I haven't seen this movie in so long and all the quotes are just bringing it all back for me. Now I have to go rent it!

 

[Phrebert]

Shrieking Eels.

 

[Sparx]

Were CLOSED!!!

I love that part!

 

[SPAM]

ok i know someone has already said it but "anybody want a peanut?" its my favorite.

 

[DLCharmedOne]

"I'm on the Brute Squad."
"You are the Brute Squad."

 

[jrydberg]

I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

 

[DemonLlama]

Give us the gate key.

I have no gate key.

Fezzig, rip his arms off.

Oh, you mean THIS gate key.

 

[DLCharmedOne]

She kissed me!

 

[DemonLlama]

(Buttercup awakens from her dream)

Grandpa: It was still two days until the wedding. . .

Boy: See? I knew she didn't marry Humperdink!

Grandpa: Yes, you're very smart. Now shut up.



Another favorite Grandpa line:

"The eels don't eat her at this point."

 

[TDC Nala]

The actual line is:

"Westley, what about the ROUS's?"

"Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist."


Actually, they do:

 

[Poohnatic]

Nala, that was priceless!

Sleep well and dream of Large Women!

Suzanne

 

[DemonLlama]

Hold it, hold it. Is this a kissing book?

 

[Tiggeroo]

Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Buttercup: You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
Grandpa: Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.