You can't read this and stay in a bad mood

[Sirius]

This was in an email I received:

1. How Do You Catch a Wild Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn 't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Thei r Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile!!

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Polaroids!!! <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gif' border=0></a>

 

[Squem]

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

They're all great

 

[mt2]

Thanks for the great laugh. My DD's will use these later.

mt2

 

[DoeWDW]

Thanks! I needed the smile this morning!!

 

[helenk]

Very Funny!

 

[Annette_VA]

 

[crz4mm2]

THanks for the laugh!!!!

 

[cati]

That was really good. Thanks for sharing. It did bring a smile to my face. Thank you.

 

[chell]

 

[goin2disneyagain]

cute. I have heard the last one before, the one about the trailer.

 

[N.Bailey]

My two favorites:

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

 

[Gramto6inPa]

Thanks!

 

[cindyclone]

oh, i will have to write these down and use these for my family!

 

[Missy1961]

I didn't smile--I laughed out loud!!!!!! Thanks!

 

[ScarlettO]

 

[sugermouse]

That was really cool!

 

[Morganpics]

Those were great-just what I need on a Monday AM!

 

[minniepumpernickel]

 

[icelady]

Very cute, need a laugh to start the day