Wong-tinez: A Cultural Phenomenon FINAL UPDATE Pg79 #1176 & 1177 NEW PICS

[WDWHeather]

PB...us gutta chicks...we know what to do to control our men...

That's right!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OregonDisneyFanatic]

OMG! WHAT DID YOU DO??!!!
He deserved it, whatever it is.

You must wait, but it is SOOOOO GOOOD!

 

[WDWHeather]

You must wait, but it is SOOOOO GOOOD!

Hey! Why am I the last to know?

 

[OregonDisneyFanatic]

Hey! Why am I the last to know?

 

[Parla]

Could you possibly merge your foodie plans into your Itenerary? I'm still figuring out a few of our days. I wish we were going to be at MGM on the 10th but that was the ONLY day we could get CRT. Get this,DH requested we go there again. I'm really torn about it though. I was thinking we would hit MGM in the evening on the 9th (we'll be arriving early enough to get there by two or three but then we will miss the opening excitement of Star Wars weekend). I just have to iron out a full day at Epcot with half a day at AK and a half day at DTD to figure out which belongs on which day for the 11th and the 12th.

I did just look at your plan for June 12. That is our anniversary. Was hoping to do CRT then but oh well. Maybe we could do AK and have CS lunch with youz guyz before we head over to DTD? I really need to spreadsheet something but I don't know how.

 

[Goofyluver]

Okay...let me jus' start by tellin' you what this punk did...

Mmmmmkay...so...let me set the mood...

Picture 10 drunk teachers

...all sittin' round a nice concrete bar table...outside in 80 degree temperatures to avoid the smokey bar...(can't you jus' smell it now???)

I'm not namin' names...but teachers like to drink. (I'm not a teacher...I'm a speech therapist ...it does not matter that I work for the schools)

So, there we are...last Friday aftanoon...sitting around and talkin' about how much we loooooove the chil'rens. Hottie (my DBF) works for another school here in town. He joined myself and my co-workers in order to participate in the Friday afternoon 3:00 jig. Did I say teachers like to drink??

Anywho...I am not feeling well. I am already sick at this point...not from the alcihol...but from some sorta death plague. (I have now lost 5 pounds since Friday) I decide that I'm gonna leave. Hottie left to go do something nice for his daddy about half an hour before me.

I walk out to the parking lot...go to my car...I look up and ...MY CAR IS NOT THERE!!!






What do I do???

Call the police?? Nope!

Call the ambulance?? Nope!!

I look around the parking lot for my car like an idiot...that's right...I go searching through the itty bitty parking lot for my car! I could have turned in a circle and just eyed the whole thing...but noooooooo! I walk here...I walk there...

Yup...it's true...MY CAR IS GONE!!!!

(Now let me tell you that I love my car...I can him Herman...he is mine and I love him and he is pretty)

What did I do next.....

Tune in for more....(work is almost over)

 

[Goofyluver]

Could you possibly merge your foodie plans into your Itenerary? I'm still figuring out a few of our days. I wish we were going to be at MGM on the 10th but that was the ONLY day we could get CRT. Get this,DH requested we go there again. I'm really torn about it though. I was thinking we would hit MGM in the evening on the 9th (we'll be arriving early enough to get there by two or three but then we will miss the opening excitement of Star Wars weekend). I just have to iron out a full day at Epcot with half a day at AK and a half day at DTD to figure out which belongs on which day for the 11th and the 12th.

I did just look at your plan for June 12. That is our anniversary. Was hoping to do CRT then but oh well. Maybe we could do AK and have CS lunch with youz guyz before we head over to DTD? I really need to spreadsheet something but I don't know how.

Okay...the food is on page 17!!!

But...we're gonna do Rainforest Cafe' on this day...maybe we could meet for some kinda snacky thing in the afternoon.

We're gonna do Epcot on Thurs. When are you gonna do Epcot????

We have to have a meet!!! We just have tooooo!!!

 

[meeskamouska]

Hey! Why am I the last to know?

Trust me...you weren't the last to know....

Could you possibly merge your foodie plans into your Itenerary? I'm still figuring out a few of our days. I wish we were going to be at MGM on the 10th but that was the ONLY day we could get CRT. Get this,DH requested we go there again. I'm really torn about it though. I was thinking we would hit MGM in the evening on the 9th (we'll be arriving early enough to get there by two or three but then we will miss the opening excitement of Star Wars weekend). I just have to iron out a full day at Epcot with half a day at AK and a half day at DTD to figure out which belongs on which day for the 11th and the 12th.

I did just look at your plan for June 12. That is our anniversary. Was hoping to do CRT then but oh well. Maybe we could do AK and have CS lunch with youz guyz before we head over to DTD? I really need to spreadsheet something but I don't know how.

I will go back and put the dates on the food report....I would dig getting together!!!

 

[WDWHeather]

Trust me...you weren't the last to know....

I still don't know...

 

[Parla]

Okay...the food is on page 17!!!

But...we're gonna do Rainforest Cafe' on this day...maybe we could meet for some kinda snacky thing in the afternoon.

We're gonna do Epcot on Thurs. When are you gonna do Epcot????

We have to have a meet!!! We just have tooooo!!!

I saw the food but my brain can't add two pages together like that! We leave on Thursday but not until the evening (I think our flight is at 7) but there is a good chance we may end up at Epcot for some of that day since we are staying BWI and I want to be able to walk into Epcot more than once. It might be a thing of exchanging cellphone numbers at that point so we can call and say. "I'm standing in front of Off Kilter! Look, I'm the one flashing the band. Can you see me now? Hi DIS-mate!"

 

[Goofyluver]

I saw the food but my brain can't add two pages together like that! We leave on Thursday but not until the evening (I think our flight is at 7) but there is a good chance we may end up at Epcot for some of that day since we are staying BWI and I want to be able to walk into Epcot more than once. It might be a thing of exchanging cellphone numbers at that point so we can call and say. "I'm standing in front of Off Kilter! Look, I'm the one flashing the band. Can you see me now? Hi DIS-mate!"

No...we are making this happen! We are having a meet...we just gotta...we just gotta...

 

[daisy_77]

Daisy 77 I noticed that you registered for another web site yesterday. I just wanted to tell you that we will be glad to have you there

Thanks!

I still need to lurk more before I post anything

 

[daisy_77]

Poor Herman!

I can't wait to hear what you do to your man for takin your car.

 

[Goofyluver]

Okay...so where did I leave off?? Yea...that's me...hunting around the itty bitty parking lot for a car that is oh so definitely not there!

My first inclanation is to run back into the bar and get all of my co-workers and have them help me search...and that's just what I do! I run...okay...I don't ever run...but I walked really really fast back into the bar and straight up to the teachers.

Me: My car is gone!!!
Teachers: (in fake caring voice) Oh nooooooo!!! Whatever must have happened?
Me: My car is gone...let's go search the itty bitty parking lot for it...I think there may be a gum wrapper that I didn't look under!
Teachers: This is sooooo strange...we don't know what happened!

So...fast forward to us all staring at the now empty parking space where Herman the HHR used to sit...

I pick up my phone to dial my brother (he's a dispatcher) to tell him Hermie is gone gone gone!

Suddenly...laughter!

Me: (now practically in tears and beginning to get on the clue bus!) WTH???
Teachers: (laughing hysterically) Ermmmmm...us and hottie had your car towed!!!!
Me:
Teachers: (still laughing hysterically) Isn't that funny???
Me:

Teachers: (still laughing) It's at the school!!! Isn't that funny?
Me:

So...I had to entrust one of the drunk ladies to drive me 4 miles to my car. By this time...I am steamed...and I do mean steamed.

Apparently...hottie and the teachers thought this would be "funny" and apparently...I didn't! Hottie works with a teacher whose husband owns a tow company... ...so they just picked up my car and moved it 4 miles away!

Hottie is on groundation...hottie is cut off!

What did I do to hottie to get him back???

I strategized on the dis...that's what I doed! That's what I doed...

 

[WDWHeather]

I can't take it any longer!!!!!! What did you do???

 

[Goofyluver]

Have you people met Kristi??? Kristi (AKA OregonDisneyFanatic or ODF) is an awesome Oregonian (Oregonizite??) mommy who loves her some DL! Kristi...is my muse. Kristi is the inspiration for the magic of today!

Kristi knew that Hottie stole my car. She and I have become great friends here on the DIS...after all, I even know her real real name!!! Anywho..Kristi helped me plot to get hottie back. We waz talkin' on the real live phone last night and Kristi's hubby...let's call him Pee...said this is what you do to get him back...MESS WITH HIS CAR!!!! Pee told me zactly what to do to his car to get him good and sassed up!

Let me set the mood:

Walmart: 7:30 AM

(Did you know that all the crazies are at Wally World this early in the morning??? I saw a 7' tall dude wearing orange hammer pants..."Can't Touch That"---or don't touch that???)

I proceed directly to my target...the cheese aisle!

I pick up my desired target...Linberger Cheese (whoo doggy...this stuff is riiiiiiiiiipe)

I proceed to the next target...the fishing twine....

Proceed to final target...check-out line! I'm outta the hammer pants dude's line o' sight!

7:45 AM: Arrive at hottie's school....

 

[WDWHeather]

Have you people met Kristi??? Kristi (AKA OregonDisneyFanatic or ODF) is an awesome Oregonian (Oregonizite??) mommy who loves her some DL! Kristi...is my muse. Kristi is the inspiration for the magic of today!

Kristi knew that Hottie stole my car. She and I have become great friends here on the DIS...after all, I even know her real real name!!! Anywho..Kristi helped me plot to get hottie back. We waz talkin' on the real live phone last night and Kristi's hubby...let's call him Pee...said this is what you do to get him back...MESS WITH HIS CAR!!!! Pee told me zactly what to do to his car to get him good and sassed up!

Let me set the mood:

Walmart: 7:30 AM

(Did you know that all the crazies are at Wally World this early in the morning??? I saw a 7' tall dude wearing orange hammer pants..."Can't Touch That"---or don't touch that???)

I proceed directly to my target...the cheese aisle!

I pick up my desired target...Linberger Cheese (whoo doggy...this stuff is riiiiiiiiiipe)

I proceed to the next target...the fishing twine....

Proceed to final target...check-out line! I'm outta the hammer pants dude's line o' sight!

7:45 AM: Arrive at hottie's school....

OMG! That's my boyfriend!!!

 

[meeskamouska]

Get on with it...get on with it....I have to know what you did???

 

[Parla]

Get on with it...get on with it....I have to know what you did???

OMG! Even Red didn't know what you did? This is gonna be good!

 

[WDWHeather]

OMG! Even Red didn't know what you did? This is gonna be good!

Dang, G! You're right!