And when you want to say to your wife (and someday you will), "How can you go through so much toilet paper?!?!" just bite your tongue and be glad you're a man.
Brings to mind a childish song from my childhood ...if you're old enough to remember the Chuck Connors show Branded, it's sung to that tune
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded and you haven't got a roll
Prove your a man, wipe it with your hand
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
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