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Patient: I don't know what to do Doctor. I keep thinking I'm just a deck of cards.

Doctor Wiff: Please wait outside, Sir - I'll deal with you later... :duck:
 
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Dr. Wiff: You say you think you're a refrigerator, and yet that doesn't bother you, so why are you here?

Patient: My wife made me come. I sleep with my mouth open, and the light keeps her awake.
 

Dr. Wiff: So... you say your passionately in love with an octopus. I can only strongly urge you to get rid of this obsession immediately!

Patient:. OK Doctor I'll be strong. I'll do it. Btw, do you know anyone who would like to buy 8 engagement rings?
 
Patient: I feel like an open set of drapes in the living room with the sun continually pouring in, fading the furniture. What can I do doctor?

Dr. Wiff: You'll just have to pull yourself together.
 





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