NFLDERS Stay Safe Joined Jan 22, 2013 Messages 8,278 Sep 26, 2017 #1 Patient: I don't know what to do Doctor. I keep thinking I'm just a deck of cards. Doctor Wiff: Please wait outside, Sir - I'll deal with you later... Last edited: Sep 29, 2017
Patient: I don't know what to do Doctor. I keep thinking I'm just a deck of cards. Doctor Wiff: Please wait outside, Sir - I'll deal with you later...
NFLDERS Stay Safe Joined Jan 22, 2013 Messages 8,278 Sep 27, 2017 #2 Dr. Wiff: So.. You say you have trouble making up your mind. Patient:. Well, yes... and no.
NFLDERS Stay Safe Joined Jan 22, 2013 Messages 8,278 Sep 28, 2017 #3 Dr. Wiff: You say you think you're a refrigerator, and yet that doesn't bother you, so why are you here? Patient: My wife made me come. I sleep with my mouth open, and the light keeps her awake.
Dr. Wiff: You say you think you're a refrigerator, and yet that doesn't bother you, so why are you here? Patient: My wife made me come. I sleep with my mouth open, and the light keeps her awake.
NFLDERS Stay Safe Joined Jan 22, 2013 Messages 8,278 Sep 29, 2017 #4 Dr. Wiff: You say you have a short term memory problem, how long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem?
Dr. Wiff: You say you have a short term memory problem, how long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem?
NFLDERS Stay Safe Joined Jan 22, 2013 Messages 8,278 Sep 30, 2017 #5 Dr. Wiff: So... you say your passionately in love with an octopus. I can only strongly urge you to get rid of this obsession immediately! Patient:. OK Doctor I'll be strong. I'll do it. Btw, do you know anyone who would like to buy 8 engagement rings?
Dr. Wiff: So... you say your passionately in love with an octopus. I can only strongly urge you to get rid of this obsession immediately! Patient:. OK Doctor I'll be strong. I'll do it. Btw, do you know anyone who would like to buy 8 engagement rings?
NFLDERS Stay Safe Joined Jan 22, 2013 Messages 8,278 Oct 1, 2017 #6 Patient: I feel like an open set of drapes in the living room with the sun continually pouring in, fading the furniture. What can I do doctor? Dr. Wiff: You'll just have to pull yourself together.
Patient: I feel like an open set of drapes in the living room with the sun continually pouring in, fading the furniture. What can I do doctor? Dr. Wiff: You'll just have to pull yourself together.