why do they put bells on cows?

[Sparx]

cause their horns don't work, silly!

my ap psych class today was making fun of my lame jokes. personally, i think i'm hilarious. so whats your favorite joke to tell?

 

[Captain Brain]

I'm a fan of blonde jokes.

 

[wdwllamadancer]

my friends say that i am funny but i dont really tell jokes. i just make sarcastic comments. lol jk. sometimes.

 

[K-Shong99]

knock, knock.
who is there?
boo.
boo who?
don't cry; it's just a joke.
XD

 

[::Snow_White::]

I don't really have one, but my friend and I were putting our history teachers name in for Chuck Norris jokes.

Yeah, that was basically the funniest thing ever.
I cried so hard from laughing that day.

 

[Cinderelli16]

I'm a fan of blonde jokes.

Heyy there buddy. lol

I take offense to blonde jokes. hahah

 

[DramaQueen]

how do you make a kleenex dance??








ya put a little boogie in it

 

[inlalaland]

My school is big on Chuck Norris jokes, lol.

 

[Cinderelli16]

how do you make a kleenex dance??








ya put a little boogie in it

Lmao.

That's so cute.

 

[MinniesBestPal]

2 bass drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff!

Ba dum, chhhh!

 

[BandGeek911]

If you're swedish in the kitchen, american in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

European.



Haha European 'yur-a-peein'. Yes. I know I'm lame.

 

[MinniesBestPal]

HAHAHAHA!

2 cowboys set up camp for the night in the desert. They go inside their tents, get into their sleeping bags, and go to sleep. An hour later, one wakes up.

Cowboy1: Wake up!
C2: Yes?
C1: Look up there! What do you see?
C2: I see millions of stars!
C1: And what does this mean?
C2: It means there is a whole universe yet to be explored!
C1: No you idiot! It means someone has stolen our tents!

 

[JulielovesDisney]

This one's a Halloween one I got in an e-card or something..lol

Knock knock
Who's there
Interrupting ghost
Interrupting ghost wh--
BOO!!

Hehe makes me laugh everytime.

 

[Shelton123]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could Chuck Norris.

 

[Disney.Ears]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!

I'm a fan of blonde jokes.

I'm blonde..and I am too. xD Hahaha.

Heyy there buddy. lol

I take offense to blonde jokes. hahah

I love them.

 

[inlalaland]

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!

Classic.

 

[PosessedEeyore]

i dont really tell jokes...

i guess something in my aperance or something i do all the times makes me funny.

 

[Ampris]

Why couldn't Mozart find his friend? Because he was Haydn!

That one kills me for some reason.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Buddha walks up to a hotdog stand and says "Make me one with everything"

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Why couldn't Mozart find his friend? Because he was Haydn!

That one kills me for some reason.

Thats so great xD