Why do some women wear underwear 3 sizes too small??

[Froggyswife]

Better than getting fired for not wearing panties.....

She has a point.

My kids always look at me funny, and so do the cats and dogs.

 

[MissMinnie]

I would really like it if DH had edible panties....chocate covered pretzel flavor...would be nice...

I really don't thnk it would look right if I was nibbling on my own panties....

LOL, that is definitely TMI!! But it made me laugh..............

 

[Trentmom]

I'm tellin!!


I have some that have fruits on them and Butthead asked if they were flavored.... I was like "yes.. I bought fruity flavored undies just for you babe" and he said "well I dont like banana flavor so I guess I will stay away from the bananas" this is where I slapped him upside the head because he just wasnt thinking.. then I had to paint the picture.. "no babe they are not flavored they are just cute.. your not going to chew on my underwear butthead."

That is hilarious..

Reminds me of Willy Wonka Movie..

Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple

Lick a schnozzberry, tastes like a schnozzberry...

Here is a new one..."Lick Trentmom's undies, taste like a skittle....."

What flavor you ask......whatever your little heart desires.....

 

[Briarmom]

I really don't thnk it would look right if I was nibbling on my own panties....

That's flexible right there.

 

[MissMinnie]

Congrats on the tag!

We try to cover all angles!

Thank you!

 

[L107ANGEL]

What is this underwear you speak of

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

That is hilarious..

Reminds me of Willy Wonka Movie..

Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple

Lick a schnozzberry, tastes like a schnozzberry...

Here is a new one..."Lick Trentmom's undies, taste like a skittle....."

What flavor you ask......whatever your little heart desires.....

Butthead cracked me up that day ebcause the fruits are really close to eachother and really small and I could picture him trying to avoid the banana!

 

[Froggyswife]

OMG this thread is so funny.

 

[Parla]

I would really like it if DH had edible panties....chocate covered pretzel flavor...would be nice...

I really don't thnk it would look right if I was nibbling on my own panties....

Well, I'm not going to watch you nibble on his either so I guess that picture just didn't need to be painted. No to mention, if he hands you underwear with brown on them do not assume it is chocolate! Use the poodar Sharky!

 

[Briarmom]

Butthead cracked me up that day ebcause the fruits are really close to eachother and really small and I could picture him trying to avoid the banana!

Holy crap!

 

[MissMinnie]

OP, see what you started!?!?

 

[Trentmom]

LOL, that is definitely TMI!! But it made me laugh..............

Sorry.....I couldn't help myself...But I really love chocolate covered pretzels...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[MissMinnie]

Sorry.....I couldn't help myself...But I really love chocolate covered pretzels...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

There are so many responses going through my mind right now, all of them guaranteed to get me a lifetime DIS ban!!

 

[Trentmom]

That's flexible right there.

Yeah, that might have happend about 15 years ago.....but no so much now..

To nibble on my own panties, it would have to be off myself and in my hands....

 

[Parla]

Butthead cracked me up that day ebcause the fruits are really close to eachother and really small and I could picture him trying to avoid the banana!

That's just great! Now I'm picturing him trying to avoid the banana!

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

Yeah, that might have happend about 15 years ago.....but no so much now..

To nibble on my own panties, it would have to be off myself and in my hands....

I wouldnt nibble panties that have been on myself... I am clean and everything but the thought of that they have been on my butt... especially with the type of panties I wear.. ew.. they could be washed but I bet they would melt! or taste kinda bubbly!

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

That's just great! Now I'm picturing him trying to avoid the banana!

let me make the pic clearer!! a dime could cover about 5 little fruits!

 

[Parla]

let me make the pic clearer!! a dime could cover about 5 little fruits!

I can only imagine! Can he touch his tongue to his nose?

 

[Trentmom]

What is this underwear you speak of

I am guessing you go commando, since you are not sure what underwear is...

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

I can only imagine! Can he touch his tongue to his nose?

nope! I can tho!!