Why do I mess with people????

ExPirateShopGirl

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I'm a fairly nice person. I have a great family, several friends (;)) , I pay my bills. So why do I feel the need to mess? Allow me to explain.

My regular email address consists of my first name @ my internet provider . com. That's it, just my first name. While it sounds easy, it is, in fact, TOO easy. You'd be amazed at the email that winds up in my inbox. When I reply that I am NOT the intended recipient, some will argue the point and continue sending email. When I ask for money they usually stop.

Yesterday I received an email as part of a group mailing (suddenly I am now the parent of a high school baseball team member somewhere in Oklahoma). This same group has emailed me before and I politely asked them to remove me from their list. So this note arrives asking us parents to contribute to a fundraising basket that will be auctioned off in January. The sender is asking parents to donate fast food gift cards that she will package up and make into an appealing basket.

I could have let the email go unanswered. I fully admit that. But alas, I did not. I felt the need to reply to all the members about the sins of fast food and what kind of message this will send kids and parents alike that we may be promoting habits that lead to obesity, diabetes, hypertension and atherosclerosis... not to mention the cheapening of society as a whole by denying families the opportunity to dine at home on home-cooked meals.

To my credit, I did include some suggestions that were undoubtedly more healthful.

:lmao:
 
:lmao:

That was a great idea! Maybe they'll think you're a health nut and finally drop you from the list ;)
 
That, or they will send a follow up asking you to help put a healthy basket together!!!
 

:rotfl2:

GP, I bet your're right!

What should go into that "healthy" basket? Wheat germ and brown rice. It will be very colorful :)
 
:rotfl2:

GP, I bet your're right!

What should go into that "healthy" basket? Wheat germ and brown rice. It will be very colorful :)

Hmmm, reallllly mess with their mind, tell them to put in Unbleached flour, and a box of fruit loops!! And two packs of brown sugar PopTarts, because brown sugar is healthier!!
 
Hmmm, reallllly mess with their mind, tell them to put in Unbleached flour, and a box of fruit loops!! And two packs of brown sugar PopTarts, because brown sugar is healthier!!

WOW, your signature sure is festive.:thumbsup2 I had to look away after a couple seconds. :cool2:
 
WOW, your signature sure is festive.:thumbsup2 I had to look away after a couple seconds. :cool2:

Somehow I suspect that shortly your PM box will have twelve new PMs.... don't ask me how I know that.... :rotfl:

ExPirateShopGirl, maybe they will give you points for being naughty! I heard that you might want points for Christmas :cutie:

I am blessed - I too use my not-very-common in English but very common in German and French first name in my email, and my service provider. That means that I get spam in German, French, AND English!!!
 
Hmmm, reallllly mess with their mind, tell them to put in Unbleached flour, and a box of fruit loops!! And two packs of brown sugar PopTarts, because brown sugar is healthier!!

You are a person after my DS's heart- brown sugar is healthier and Fruit Loops are part of the fruit group :rotfl:


ETA- my kids love your siggy!
 
Too funny! As another poster mentioned you will be now put in charge of the alternative basket or even the whole darn even next year. This is something I have learned the hard way.
 
You are a person after my DS's heart- brown sugar is healthier and Fruit Loops are part of the fruit group :rotfl:


ETA- my kids love your siggy!

Well he's right, they wouldn't put the word "Fruit" in the title if it wasn't so!..(Would they?)
 

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