Why can't men clear paper jams?!

[imsorry]

Don't lump all men into this...this hunk of a man can not only fix a paper jam, but fill the machine with paper, fill the toner and go from single to double. I'm smmmmokin'! Let me tell you, you don't want to be around me when I start using the machine's staple function...I really look good then. Hey, I even put the seat down.

What a sweet talker

 

[Cantw8]

Cantw8 -
If CapeCodTenor is lookin' at your "eyes" while you're bent over the copier, I just MIGHT suggest a better support bra. Or maybe that's just me...

You're cute...come here, I want to tell you something

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Easy, Big Guy. Hey, my eyes are up here

What a sweet talker

 

[GoofyDad869]

You're cute...

How YOU doin'??

I don't see that one post up there - maybe it was instantly censored?!?

 

[Cantw8]

How YOU doin'??

I don't see that one post up there - maybe it was instantly censored?!?

congratulations, you managed to have a post deleted on a paperjam thread That's talent....

 

[GoofyDad869]

If you can't offend ALL of the people ALL of the time... Why bother?

 

[imsorry]

congratulations, you managed to have a post deleted on a paperjam thread That's talent....

Well, at least they're good for something!

 

[HaleyB]

Man, I missed it.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Well, at least they're good for something!

They're good at opening jars of Ragu too.

 

[imsorry]

They're good at opening jars of Ragu too.

Let's dance on the copy machine!

 

[GoofyDad869]

Let's dance on the copy machine!

Hyuh-huh-huh-hyuh-huh-huh-hyuh-hyuh-hyun-huh-hyuh
(Beavis & Butthead laugh)

I think since we're sharing soooo well, in the interest of gender appreciation, I'll go start up an Andrew 'Dice' Clay "Where Is He Now?" thread...

 

[Cantw8]

Let's dance on the copy machine!

There's no room GoofyDad and CapeCodTenor are photocopying their butts

 

[CapeCodTenor]

There's no room GoofyDad and CapeCodTenor are photocopying their butts

now that's an idea.

 

[imsorry]

There's no room GoofyDad and CapeCodTenor are photocopying their butts

well don't expect me to pull them out when they get stuck

(actually, I don't think there is enough toner.....................

 

[CapeCodTenor]

well don't expect me to pull them out when they get stuck

(actually, I don't think there is enough toner.....................

I won't need that much toner, I'm the good looking one.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Y'all CRACK me up. BUTT seriously!

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Y'all CRACK me up. BUTT seriously!

*Budda bump*

 

[Cantw8]

Y'all CRACK me up. BUTT seriously!

Stop. You're making an **** of yourself

 

[imsorry]

Crazy,but thats how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe its not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Lifes a bitter shame
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
I’ve listened to preachers
I’ve listened to fools
I’ve watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeh-h
Heirs of a cold war
Thats what we’ve become
Inheriting troubles I’m mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I’m living with something that just isn’t fair
Mental wounds not healing
Who and whats to blame
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train

 

[Cantw8]

Crazy,but thats how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe its not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Lifes a bitter shame
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
I’ve listened to preachers
I’ve listened to fools
I’ve watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role
Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train
I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeh-h
Heirs of a cold war
Thats what we’ve become
Inheriting troubles I’m mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I’m living with something that just isn’t fair
Mental wounds not healing
Who and whats to blame
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train

Um. Missy? This is a paperjam thread, not Oz Fest.....jeeeeez