Who here is not in the "clique" like me?

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Hey guys!!

How are you wonderful people??

have a favor.....

entertain me....

Make me smile....

Please?
 

Hey there Donna and Dznyfan!:upsidedow

I finally got the kid in bed, or should I say my closet....;) :rotfl2: . I had to give her back to back neb treatments to calm her coughing down, so we'll see if it helps. The poor thing is shaking like crazy. :guilty:

Dznyfan...As soon as we get a real good solid freeze and get rid of all the leaves and junk floating around, she will start to calm down again. Then we have to worry if she catches a cold. Other than that, once spring time hits, we are right back where we are now. Thankfully it is not a year round problem or exercise induced.

Donna...Sorry it was chilly and misty for trick or treating. Did he get a bag full of loot? It is supposed to be around 60* for trick or treat here on Wed.
 
maybe if I had some of that wine......
 
pozey!! Oh, pozey!! Where did ya' go??

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Hi Donna!!

Missed you this morning.

How are you?
 
Pozey - I could sing and dance! Can't dance real well but can still kinda sing...

Lesa - she's still sleeping in your closet??


OOOH! Did somebody say wine?
 
Pozey - I could sing and dance! Can't dance real well but can still kinda sing...

Lesa - she's still sleeping in your closet??


OOOH! Did somebody say wine?

How bout' the chicken dance!
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Yes, she's back in my closet! Has been for weeks.:confused3 She refuses to go back to her room, actually I don't think she even steps foot in her room anymore except to get her clothes. She's been asking me to get her a mattress to go in the closet. :rolleyes: I'm so gonna have child's services knocking on my door one day.:scared:
 
How bout' the chicken dance!
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Yes, she's back in my closet! Has been for weeks.:confused3 She refuses to go back to her room, actually I don't think she even steps foot in her room anymore except to get her clothes. She's been asking me to get her a mattress to go in the closet. :rolleyes: I'm so gonna have child's services knocking on my door one day.:scared:
If I have enough wine, I'll do the chicken dance!!

I just hope nobody at school asks here where she sleeps!
 
I have a little something that may give you a chuckle. Gary just emailed it to me.


Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?

The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.

Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".

The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."

Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.


Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered..........

"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
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If I have enough wine, I'll do the chicken dance!!

I just hope nobody at school asks here where she sleeps!

How bout' a little moonshine!
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I'm really in trouble if she says she sleeps in my closet!:headache:
 
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