Who here is not in the "clique" like me?

[2xcited2slp]

Lyzziesmom--

Listen sister, just because you did enough drinkin' for an entire army last night doesn't mean WE want ours to be alcohol free. Load me up. Oh, and by the way, if I had 14 drinks on my receipt - or 7 (whatever)--they would have to peel me off of the floor.

 

[lyzziesmom]

Here ya go Ashely!

Sorry, that should say ASHLEY. I really should go to sleep now. That's my 2nd or 3rd typo that I didn't catch... and I am the Spelling Nazi. Kinda like Seinfeld's Soup Nazi, but without the funny accent. Or the soup.

Ok I'm going..... now.


No, now.


Really.









Ok now. Probably.

 

[hellokitty86]

Sorry, dial-up connection bad. Freddy boy has to work harder at the rock quarry to keep it going.


Ash--family drama. Yippee. Your aunt-in-law sounds like a control freak. She probably does this so she can say that you owe her. Don't let it get you down. Kill her with kindness, baby.
Wow, pansy boy had a major eye-opener. Glad to hear you DH is appreciated. He needs to keep them sweating.
Brazilian stories cannot be shared where possible lurkers can see. Private(s) conversation--eww gross.






I cannot enjoy it because--yep--you guessed it ------dial-up.

Fred, dear, get a real job so we can afford faster service. Love, Wilma

You know what, 2xcited. Your right. That is exactly what I need to do. She'll probably not get it because nobody is ever nice to her, ever. She is a MAJOR control freak. And then she called us tonight and she is taking her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend to Red Lobster. All I know is, if my car smells like fish when I pick it up, I will have a cow. She said she needs to drive it around this week to "test it out". I better not find any of her grubby diet coke cans in the cup holder.....

And get some DSL, girl!! I wouldn't have a computer without it!

p.s. I am waiting for a PM with all of your tales re. brazilian waxes. I always wanted to be friends with somebody who does that, I love to hear all the gossip!!

 

[2xcited2slp]

Now that I think about it...I bet you went on a run for a couple of candy bars or some Tastykakes.

Actually, I was out looking for an FTA.


Where's Morelli to bail me out.

 

[hellokitty86]

Sorry, that should say ASHLEY. I really should go to sleep now. That's my 2nd or 3rd typo that I didn't catch... and I am the Spelling Nazi. Kinda like Seinfeld's Soup Nazi, but without the funny accent. Or the soup.

Ok I'm going..... now.


No, now.


Really.









Ok now. Probably.

hehe, thats ok.
People do that with my name all the time, since it has so many different ways to spell it.

 

[2xcited2slp]

Lyzziesmom--




NOOOOOOOO-------------dooooonnnnnn't gooooooo!!!!!







HOOT HOOT

 

[lyzziesmom]

Lyzziesmom--

Listen sister, just because you did enough drinkin' for an entire army last night doesn't mean WE want ours to be alcohol free. Load me up. Oh, and by the way, if I had 14 drinks on my receipt - or 7 (whatever)--they would have to peel me off of the floor.

Since you're on dial-up... I'll stay up long enough to make one more. And just for you, this recipe says it serves 6.

Forgot to add: peeling not included.

 

[2xcited2slp]

Oh, and my rambling incoherently comment was referring to myself. I'm always surprised when anyone responds to me, I think I'm quite boring and imagine people skipping right over me, saying "Oh no, it's her... again?!?"

This is exactly what I think that people think that people think that people think.

Oh, there's that &^$^$#$ dancin' Cinderella again. See, I cannot even cuss correctly.

I swear, I am not drinking.

Ok, maybe I'll have just one (or six) because you went through all the trouble. Don't put your blender away just yet.

 

[2xcited2slp]

Now you all have to tell me your dirty little secrets.

Why, I'm an angel.

 

[YourMajesty]

I know I said goodnight, but my pants are apparently on fire, because I'm still here. I actually just stepped outside to get my book from my car but whoops, I must have left it at work (I read during my lunch break - when I'm not at Target) and when I came back in what did I see right outside the front door? Yep you guessed it... spider. I don't freak out over snakes, mice, rats, bats... but anything with more than 4 legs gives the major heebie-jeebies.

Is this a pajama party? If not, it is now. I think I am going to make myself a nice raspberry daiquiri... virgin of course.

Well good grief I go to type a PM and miss the party.

 

[2xcited2slp]

Lyzziesmom--

On a serious note--have you ever seen the Rachel Ashwell --Shabby Chic line at Target?? It is one of my favorites. I have been a fan of hers even before they brought her to Target.
Very pretty and feminine shower curtains, etc. In fact, I just saw a white one with a really dainty pink flower pattern. Would look good in your all pink-all the time bathroom. I would definitely paint the cabinets and the walls white.






Yuk, your spider stories are freaking me out. My aunt had one crawl in her ear one night. EEEEWWWWW How do you sleep with your ear closed??

 

[Tinkerbell_Girl]

Can I have a strawberry daquire? (or however you spell it!)

 

[lyzziesmom]

This is exactly what I think that people think that people think that people think.

Oh, there's that &^$^$#$ dancin' Cinderella again.

That's entirely too much thinking for this time of night. Or is it morning now?

And I happen to like your little Cindy, gettin' her groove on. Emma likes it too, she sees it and says "Pin! Cess! Cinny!" Translation: Princess! Cindy! The girl says everything as if each word is followed by an exclamation point or three. I think I'm going to start talking like that.

I'll leave my blender out for you, but you may have to refill it yourself. Good thing I whipped up a big batch!

 

[YourMajesty]

Conga dancing? I'm gonna go with no. Table dancing.... also no. I'm more of a chatty drunk, so there is a distinct possiblity that I said something stupid and/or embarassing. However, liquor is not necessary for that to happen!

You know: c'mon shake body baby do the conga, you know you can't control yourself in longer....

 

[2xcited2slp]

BTW, does anybody ever have problems with their smilies? I only have the ones that are on the right side of the page, when I click 'more' the window never shows up! Anybody know how to fix this??

Well, Ashley, you must take the pop-up blocker off of your screen. I do believe you can achieve this under your "options" at the top of your computer screen. If you have any further questions, please feel free to call upon me at any time. I will be happy to advise.






What was that?????????????? I'm getting all technical on you guys.

 

[lyzziesmom]

For you, Nicole. I'll forgive the spelling, because I misspelled it myself earlier. Oopsie!

2xcited: I love love love the Shabby Chic stuff and Target, and I'm pretty sure I saw the same shower curtain & nearly plunked it into my cart! I would actually love to re-do my bedroom with all the SC stuff, but I don't think it would look right with my dark wood furniture. Plus I keep finding more important things to spend my money on. (Like drinking enough for an army, you may ask?) Maybe when I get the Xmas bonus, or tax refund. Unless I get that new car I want. Or the lasik surgery I've been promising myself for 10 years. Or the Disney cruise... see how it goes?

 

[YourMajesty]

Actually, I was out looking for an FTA.


Where's Morelli to bail me out.

Oh, I see it was you and Lula

 

[2xcited2slp]

You know: c'mon shake body baby do the conga, you know you can't control yourself in longer....

shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah. Show em how to do it now.

 

[YourMajesty]

Can I have a strawberry daquire? (or however you spell it!)

HI Nicole. Did everything go ok today?

 

[2xcited2slp]

lyzziesmom: we all are going to have spider nightmares.
Ok, the truth is I have one about once a week...I flip the light on and start searching around the bed while DH is giving me a good He does have to put up with alot.

What does this mean??? What I think it means??