Good Afternoon Thread Killers & Lurkers Alike!
Yikes! Seems this is a depressing type-o-day for some....
well....I hate to pile on....but how depressing is this?
I'm minding my own business....waiting by the mailbox for Ophelia - the mail Lady - to do her rounds including stuffing my mail box with who knows all what....
So! There she is....dropping the neighbors mail in their various mail boxes or mail slots....
I get ready....I get my toothiest grin

and still not look like a moron

smile in place waiting for my turn....
AAAH! Ophelia approaches! "GOOD MORNING OPHELIA!" says I...
"GOOD MORNING BRER_PAPA!" she replies...and puts my mail in my outstretched greedy mitts....
I scurry inside laughing a border line lunatic giggle and start sorting the mail....looking this way

and that to ensure my privacy....
I mutter a "nope...not it" time after time.....and soon....ALL the mail is sorted...
GUESS WHAT?
NO MEATLOAF!
I guess tomorrow is another day....
HOLY COW!
I better go put the 2 slices of bread back in the bag....
PSSST1 HEY Lurkers! Everyone with a mail Lady named Ophelia should go check their mail to see if they inadvertantly got my package....please & thank you!
