Normally Donald can be found either swimming in the Rivers of America, or sun bathing on it's shore line, and quite often at that with his girlfriend Daisy.
Many guests have remarked how when they are touring upon either the Mark Twain or S.S. Columbia, they almost always can see him doing the one or the other. Sometimes though, Donald can be a bad baby, and get in the way of the people canoing, or get in the Captains way, so then he gets a good blast from their horn or else. Sometimes, Donald will visit pirates lair, and normally will be wearing not only his CM name tag, but a cute little pirate out fit too. I hear that he hand picked his outfit, because he made sure that clause came into writing under his current contract. This occurring, after his last costume debacle, when someone else was in charge of his wardrobe. Of course, wardrobe has final say as to what he wears, because after all this is a family park!
It is requested by management to not feed Donald any crackers, due to high carb content, see lately he has been putting on a bit of weight, and Disney is not interested in having to purchase him a completely new wardrobe, not any time soon anyway, due to California's poor economy. Also for the time being, as well as having to do with budgetary reasons, Donald will not be receiving his much wanted feather extensions. See that would be possible sooner than later, if it was not for the fact, that his extensions must be made from real feathers, none of those fake feathers that are synthetic, for they not only do not have the right feel nor fit to them, they make poor Donald break out into a rash. Very unsightly, I assure you of that. Poor duck.
If Donald is not busy resting or swimming, he will gladly give one his autograph. Just be careful though where one might ask for it, because some of the requests that he or especially Daisy will receive, can be really quite shocking, and again, this a family fun park, not a Las Vegas Revue Show.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ((FALLS OFF CHAIR LAUGHING & WIPES AWAY A FEW TEARS))! Thanks so much. I had to share this with a few other people. This is so funny. Made my day after a long stressful day. 
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