The Obama mysteries:
Birth certificate is he a US citizen? He is? Prove it. That's not too much to ask, what with it being a requirement of his candidacy and all.
1981 trip to Pakistan Why'd he go? Who'd he stay with? Why'd he leave it out of his autobiographies? Why does he refuse to discuss it? Did he go there on an Indonesian passport?
Columbia University How come no one remembers him there? Did he, in fact, earn a degree or was one, ummm, "given" to him? Let's see the transcripts. He apparently had a series of Pakistani roommates there. Where are they? Why won't they be interviewed? Do they have "questionable" associations?
ACORN Why is this voter fraud group with deep ties to Barack and Michelle Obama still registering hundreds of thousands of phony voters in battleground states all over the country? Are they hoping to steal this election, as Al Gore attempted to do in 2000? Why hasn't Barack Obama condemned this group's fraud and corruption? Is his campaign, in fact, working with this group?
His fancy house Why did he let a convicted felon who was in the business of bribing politicians help him pay for it? Did Barack Obama offer this criminal political favors in exchange for his sweetheart home deal?
Financial markets collapse Who got the second most campaign money from the democrat run and now collapsed Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? Sen. Barack Obama. Was he being paid by them to put the skids on tougher regulatory standards? Why hasn't he (or any other democrat) called for Congressional hearings into why these 2 financial institutions collapsed, while their presidents both Obama campaign economic advisers walked away with nearly $200 million in salary?
These mysteries will be addressed and addressed in a big way ohhhh, sometime right before the election. And it's going to be a real treat to watch. That new grey hair on Obama's head wasn't caused by what has already come in this campaign; it's growing greyer by the minute because he knows what is yet to come, and there won't be enough soaring rhetoric in the world to make it all go away. Everyone just sit back and enjoy the show.