What's your funniest t-shirt?

[LaraK]

Back in the day, I used to buy/collect lots of funny t-shirts...so what's the funniest one in your drawer?

Mine is one that says "Women's Rugby...Why bleed only once a month?"

Ooohhh...sorry, was that too gross for this board?

 

[hulagirl87]

Oh I love t-shirts!!! i have a ton of them. My favorites are "chillin' like a villian" and there's a pair of handcuffs. And there's one with a girl on the front that says "thank god I'm not ugly". oh good times...

 

[Narnian_Princess]

I have made several funny t-shirts for the Star Wars Weekends events, but non-Star Wars geeks won't get them, unfortunately. One of my favorites has a picture of all the major Star Trek Captains and the caption is "These Federation types are cowards". Another was in the style of the "Those of you who think you know everything annoy those of us that do" shirts. It simply said "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent". I want to make some more for this year, but I have to go more than once to make it worth the effort and I don't know if I am. But I had some funny ones in mind!

 

[vernfonzndrian]

I had one that said " IdahO, No!! U DA Ho!!" LOL.....Okay well I was alot younger when I wore it, and I hated having to get rid of it, but I had two kids, so.....it didnt fit me anymore, and I dont think my Dh liked it very much.

 

[Just2554]

I have a t-shirt that says "Reading is Sexy."

 

[Diva of Dragons]

Mine:

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!​

DH:

I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do!

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

I got my ds these shirts:

"Yeah, Yeah, I know, go to my room!"

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours!"

 

[Daxx]

Not that they're overly hysterical or anything ... but I like two of DS's t-shirts. One reads: Give Blood. Play Hockey.

The other one reads: "This is your brain" and it shows a soccer ball. Then it has "This is your brain on drugs" and it shows a football.

 

[Hedy]

Probably my "A Century of Women on Top" t-shirt from college.

 

[ElleBelle]

DH has a t-shirt from American Eagle that says "Save water, shower together"... I NEVER let him wear it in public!

 

[Micca]

DW gave me one that said "Sure I'm in my own little world, but they like me here"

 

[FinallyBoughtDVC]

Can't post it here.

'Nuff said.

 

[arminnie]

Probably my "A Century of Women on Top" t-shirt from college.

I have a great one that says "Captainette of Industry" with a Wonder Woman type figure from Stanford Business School in 1975 (when there were very few women at Biz School).

Another one of my favorites that I gave to a friend who had two disastrous marriages - "My next husband will be normal".

 

[OK!]

I have two-- one says, "I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout!" and the other says, "Asthma is sexy." Both were birthday gifts from my brother.

 

[PurpleDucky]

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your help

P.S- First time posting on CB

 

[stargrazer]

I had one that said "Out Of Body - Back in 5 Minutes" that I gave my GF...I didn't think it was so funny but she cracked up...


The other one is the oldie but goodie, "I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day".

 

[PrincessKitty1]

Well, not the funniest, but I have a T-shirt from the 1970s Take Back the Night march I helped organize that has a picture of a gun pointing at the viewer with the words "You can't rape a 38."

I always said I could never wear it unless I didn't mind people staring at my chest all day! That was the most conversation-provoking T-shirt I've ever had. Virtually everybody was fascinated by the idea of armed self-defense--I never had a single negative comment about it.

 

[Narnian_Princess]

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your help

P.S- First time posting on CB

Welcome, PurpleDucky! Nice to see a familiar face!

EDIT: OMG, look at our post counts! They're nearly identical! And we joined at the same time too! I am officially freaked out!

 

[pooksma]

These are hilarious! Keep em coming.

My DH has 1 I bought: Take me for a Ride. (It was for his 40th)

 

[PurpleDucky]

Welcome, PurpleDucky! Nice to see a familiar face!

EDIT: OMG, look at our post counts! They're nearly identical! And we joined at the same time too! I am officially freaked out!

At least there's somebody I know here