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•Hurricane Of Puns: Happens with glorious frequency on the Jungle Cruise.

"And here we see the back side of Schweitzer Falls, named after the back side of the famous explorer, Dr. Albert Falls."
 
Names to Run Away From Really Fast: "I'm Jez. Short for Jezebel. It's from The Bible."

Late Arrival Spoiler: Jez is brainwashed, she's Amanda's sister, and they're both magic.

Obviously Evil: Jez wears black, has pale skin, and that name...


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My brother is having a migraine and can't look at the light. I'm so glad I don't have those.
 
•Parody Retcon: The Jungle Cruise was supposed to be an African safari ride, with animatronics replacing the inconvenient live animals. Nobody took it seriously, so Disney switched to the Played for Laughs version we have today.
 
There are some people at my school whose attitude I just can't tolerate. I could go on and on.....
 
•Dramatic Wind: And how! Our heroine is almost constantly followed by winds that artistically blow leaves around. According to Wikipedia, this wind actually represents the guiding spirit of her Missing Mom.
 
How would you take this? This girl at my school(who pretty much hates my guts) told my best friend she should stop hanging out with my and start hanging out with her because I wasn't pretty enough to hang with my best friend, so I made her look bad. I was furious. I mean, gosh, I'm not the best looking person on the planet, but I wouldn't call myself ugly, either. I swear, I was not a happy camper when I found this out.
 
So let me start off saying my mom is a flight attendent, and on this day she was on the plane with me. It started of as a normal vacation for me, I was flying from Chicago, IL to NYC with a stop in Washington DC in-between. I got ready to go to the airport that morning expecting nothing unusual. I boarded the plane, my mom already being on it since she was the flight attendent. I was sitting on the plane figuring out a way to keep myself entertained, when a guy sat next to me. Me being myself, I started a conversation with him. At that time I was a Justin Bieber fan but not a full on Belieber. Turns out the guy was DJ Tay James! I was freaking out inside, I was sitting next to Justin Biebers DJ! Turns out, Justin was coming on the plane at the very end, and was going to sit in first-class with Scooter. I cant even explain what I felt on the inside! His DJ was very friendly, and pointed out Pattie, Justin’s mom for me. I still couldn’t believe I was on the same plane as Justin Bieber! Pattie came over and made small talk with us, quickly before the plane took off. I had a feeling that this was going to be one of the best 5 hour plane rides of my life. After the plane took off and we were flying gradually in the air, the seatbelt sign came off. I quickly got up and ran to the back, to find my mom in the flight attendents cabin. As we were talking, I mentioned Justin Bieber was on the plane. Oh yeah, my mom isn’t the biggest fan of Justin Bieber. She thought he was a ‘snotty, stuckup, little brat’. As we were talking about him, it turns out flight attendents are not allowed to ask famous people for autographs, so if I wanted one I, myself, had to ask for it. The only problem now was that Justin was sitting in first class, which was impossible to get into. I sat back in my seat, in defeat, heart broken that I could not get Justin’s autograph. About an hour and a half later, I had to go to the bathroom. The one in the back of the plane was being “attended” so, as my mom being a flight attendant, I got to go to the bathroom in the front of the plane, but in order to get there you have to pass through first class. I evidently didn’t realize that Justin was in first-class, and I looked like crap. As I was walking through, I saw the unmistakable Bieber hair. I quickly ran to the bathroom, hoping he wouldn’t see me. I mean, I looked really bad. As I did my business and prettied myself up, I walked back out, but he didn’t notice me. Being myself, not caring what people think about me, I walked by Justin about 3 times, before he noticed me. I was just shaking, and couldn’t believe I was acting this cool around somebody famous, well acutally in front of a teen hearthrob! I got up the courage to ask him for an autograph, and he signed me one on the saftey packet from the seat on the plane. He gave me a hug, and I was shaking and speechless. I just met Justin Bieber! He gave me the best hug I have ever had, before I quickly had to return to my seat. To make the story shorter, the plane landed and he got off in Washington DC, apparently he was performing for Obama! After what Justin did for me, my mom had lots of respect for him. I woke up that morning thinking that this was going to be the most boring 5 hours of my life! -Lauren

Can I be her?
 
So let me start off saying my mom is a flight attendent, and on this day she was on the plane with me. It started of as a normal vacation for me, I was flying from Chicago, IL to NYC with a stop in Washington DC in-between. I got ready to go to the airport that morning expecting nothing unusual. I boarded the plane, my mom already being on it since she was the flight attendent. I was sitting on the plane figuring out a way to keep myself entertained, when a guy sat next to me. Me being myself, I started a conversation with him. At that time I was a Justin Bieber fan but not a full on Belieber. Turns out the guy was DJ Tay James! I was freaking out inside, I was sitting next to Justin Biebers DJ! Turns out, Justin was coming on the plane at the very end, and was going to sit in first-class with Scooter. I cant even explain what I felt on the inside! His DJ was very friendly, and pointed out Pattie, Justin’s mom for me. I still couldn’t believe I was on the same plane as Justin Bieber! Pattie came over and made small talk with us, quickly before the plane took off. I had a feeling that this was going to be one of the best 5 hour plane rides of my life. After the plane took off and we were flying gradually in the air, the seatbelt sign came off. I quickly got up and ran to the back, to find my mom in the flight attendents cabin. As we were talking, I mentioned Justin Bieber was on the plane. Oh yeah, my mom isn’t the biggest fan of Justin Bieber. She thought he was a ‘snotty, stuckup, little brat’. As we were talking about him, it turns out flight attendents are not allowed to ask famous people for autographs, so if I wanted one I, myself, had to ask for it. The only problem now was that Justin was sitting in first class, which was impossible to get into. I sat back in my seat, in defeat, heart broken that I could not get Justin’s autograph. About an hour and a half later, I had to go to the bathroom. The one in the back of the plane was being “attended” so, as my mom being a flight attendant, I got to go to the bathroom in the front of the plane, but in order to get there you have to pass through first class. I evidently didn’t realize that Justin was in first-class, and I looked like crap. As I was walking through, I saw the unmistakable Bieber hair. I quickly ran to the bathroom, hoping he wouldn’t see me. I mean, I looked really bad. As I did my business and prettied myself up, I walked back out, but he didn’t notice me. Being myself, not caring what people think about me, I walked by Justin about 3 times, before he noticed me. I was just shaking, and couldn’t believe I was acting this cool around somebody famous, well acutally in front of a teen hearthrob! I got up the courage to ask him for an autograph, and he signed me one on the saftey packet from the seat on the plane. He gave me a hug, and I was shaking and speechless. I just met Justin Bieber! He gave me the best hug I have ever had, before I quickly had to return to my seat. To make the story shorter, the plane landed and he got off in Washington DC, apparently he was performing for Obama! After what Justin did for me, my mom had lots of respect for him. I woke up that morning thinking that this was going to be the most boring 5 hours of my life! -Lauren

Can I be her?

Yes
 
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