What's On Your Mind? Animaniacs!

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DEFINITION
Defeat (noun) - Dunking a cookie for a fraction of a second too long and watching half of it disintegrate into the milk.

Replace cookie with Digestive, and milk with tea.
 
Tips for Success--

Don't think of it as kidnapping, think of it as surprise adoption.
 
If that S means what I think it means, then he is an idiot for doing it.

MY LIFE.

TIPS FOR SUCCESS
After the first week of dating your girlfriend, make sure to get her name tattooed on your arm to insure your relationship will last forever.

It's close enough to be relate-able...
 

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TO DO LIST
Make elaborate Hogwarts rejection letters. Put in mailboxes of my enemies.
 
Tips for Success--

When a 30 page paper is hanging over your head make sure to wait until the last day to start working on it.
 
I need to update my TR again. My weekly update is coming up. (:
 
FACT
More people would read the Bible if it were called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
 
DEFINITION
Firefox pop-up blocker (noun) - A pop-up that lets you know that they blocked a pop-up.
 
Tips for success--

Look annoyed all the time, people will think you are busy and important.
 
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