What's on Your Copy/Paste Part 3

[StitchfansJr]

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

 

[StitchfansJr]

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

 

[StitchfansJr]

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

 

[StitchfansJr]

Today, I was shopping at COSTCO for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me I heard somebody say "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

All this life shrouded in a veil
Of deception in association
But now I will witness thee
With unblinding open eyes

Judas I bury you in your own blood
You only held me down from what I was supposed to be
Ascend above the ashes of the worlds I once knew

All this life shrouded in a veil
Of deception in association
But now I will witness thee
With unblinding open eyes

Judas I bury you in your own blood
You only held me down from what I was suppose to be
Ascend above the ashes of the worlds I once knew
Ascendancy is the only thing this will prove

Go!
I spread the fuel with fire
Desire
To incinerate all
Behold I rise
Phoenix, phoenix

Ascend above the ashes
Ascend above it all
Ascend above the ashes
Ascend above it all

Judas I bury you in your own blood
You only held me down from what I was supposed to be, was supposed to be
Ascend above the ashes of the worlds I once knew
Ascendancy is the only thing this will prove
Ascend above the ashes of the worlds I once knew
Ascendancy is the only thing this will prove

 

[StitchfansJr]

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
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sorry for posting FMLs.

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/g-force-topples-harry-potter-at-box-office/25694?nc

 

[MuskratSusie]

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/g-force-topples-harry-potter-at-box-office/25694?nc

Wow.

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In Our Darkest Hour
In My Deepest Despair
Will You Still Care?
Will You Be There?
In My Trials
And My Tripulations
Through Our Doubts
And Frustrations
In My Violence
In My Turbulence
Through My Fear
And My Confessions
In My Anguish And My Pain
Through My Joy And My Sorrow
In The Promise Of Another Tomorrow
I'll Never Let You Part
For You're Always In My Heart.​

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

Maybe in another life
I could find you there
Pulled away before your time
I can't deal it's so unfair

And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven's so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone away

Leaving flowers on your grave
Show that I still care
But black roses and Hail Mary's
Can't bring back what's taken from me

I reach to the sky
And call out your name
And if I could trade
I would

And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven's so far away
And it stings
Yeah it stings now
The world is so cold
Now that you've gone away
Gone away, gone away, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oooooo, yeah oooooo, oooooo, Ohh yeah.

I'll Save Your Soul
Whoa. Yeaaaaaeeeaaeah. Mm.

I reach to the sky
And call out your name
Oh please let me trade
I would

And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven's so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone away
Gone away, gone away, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oooooo, yeah oooooo, oooooo, Ohh yeah.
Oooooo, yeah oooooo, oooooo, Ohh yeah.

 

[MuskratSusie]

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

unexpecting

 

[StitchfansJr]

 

[MuskratSusie]

FAIL!

 

[StitchfansJr]

 

[StitchfansJr]

 

[StitchfansJr]

 

[StitchfansJr]

 

[StitchfansJr]

 

[StitchfansJr]

 

[MuskratSusie]