Ah the living garbage disposals!
Funny, it seems like the biggest dog we ever had, never ate anything but her food. Murphy the Irish Wolfhound was a good girl.
Misty, the Samoyed, ate the center out of a pair of Lauri's jeans one time when they were in a laundry basket waiting to be folded. Imagine trying those on and finding the inside from the crotch to the knees missing.
She also chewed open and drank the contents of a bottle of transmission fluid.
Reilly is a Q-tip addict. He also ate the plastic earpieces off of Lauri's glasses, half of a bag of Hershey's Peanut Butter Kisses, numerous napkins and every time he gets a new "baby" (plush squeaky toy) he has to pluck a bald spot on it somewhere, swallowing the fur which in turn gives him "butt issues" when he poops. Nothing this dog hates more than dingleberries.
Suzy the poodle doesn't eat much but she does manage to get into the roll out cabinet where the kitchen trash can is and pull the bag out for the other dogs to feast on.
Tinker, the Tibetan Spaniel, waits for Suzy to do her dirty deed and then likes to feast on any used tea bags she finds. You can always tell right away when they have gotten into the trash by the look on Tinker's faces when you come in. It looks similar to this
because she has a tea buzz
Hailey, the poodle, doesn't eat too much that isn't dog food either but she is a huge treat thief. If she can get up to where a bag of Jerky Treats is - and the dog is a stealth jumper, she can be standing there minding her own business one minute and be 4 ft in the air the next - those treats will be in her stomach in a minute.
Lacy the poodle once at half of a birthday cake, part of the outside covering of a beanbag chair (which was a funny sight considering she was covered in white beans and she was a black poodle) and the packaging on a bag of kitty litter - and then proceeded to spread the kitty litter all over the den to make it look like a beach.
Toby the poodle - the worst thing he ate was the ornaments off of a Christmas tree. Lauri had seen this cute idea in a magazine to make your dogs a little Christmas tree. She had a small 4ft tree to use and they said to take Milkbones and glue glittery pipe cleaners or ribbons to them for hooks and then spray shellac over them well so that the dog can't smell the treats - because if a dog can't smell it, they won't eat it. Yeah right. She came home the next day to a Milkboneless tree to see Toby with a gold pipe cleaner hanging from his mouth like a toothpick. He must have eaten 25 shellac covered Milkbones.
for the past half hour reading this. I thought my dog was bad....you have me beat.
