Our late cocker spaniel, Riley, was always stealing things to eat. Here are some of our favorites...
A lemon rind
My aunt's pearl earrings (they came out, but aunt didn't want them back.

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Several Big Macs in one bite
Lots of pizza slices
Marbles (our vet called him "marble boy")
Candy canes off the tree, including a candy cane ornament that apparently fooled him
Dirty Diapers
Used pads and tampons (I knew the drill, but visiting sister never seemed to remember

Sometimes we wouldn't know until he'd go to poop, and you'd see the string)
Our almost 2-year-old yellow lab, Zoe, is vying for Riley's title. In her short time on this earth, she has eaten...
5 separate back door insulation strips
3 pairs of DH's shoes (left only)
2 pairs of my shoes (always the brand new ones)
numerous stuffed animals, found gutted around the house
a fleece blanket
hot roller cord
2 shower curtains
dirty diapers...or better yet, fresh poop from DS as he's being potty trained

lots of plastic toys
toilet paper and empty rolls
towels
pillows
baskets
raw hamburger meat off the counter
tube of Preparation H
DH's glasses