Last month we were lounging/half-asleep in hammocks with our stuff on a chair behind us, and DH nudged me and said, without even lifting his head, "I think that kid has my shoes." A little guy was trailing along behind his parents, so they didn't notice, but he had picked up DH's shoes and was walking off with them. By the time I wrangled myself out of the hammock and caught up with them, they were pretty far from us, so if DH hadn't noticed, he might have been heading back to the ship barefoot.
(anyone else notice in this story that DH never got out of his hammock?)