Any resort but VWL. It's awful. Read on to see why. . .
1) Too quiet. I like feeling all squeezed together with thousands of my closest friends in the park, so going back to VWL is just too darn disconcerting, what with the calm Hidden Springs pool, the landscaping that softens sounds and pleases the eye, and the numerous places where you can just sit in a corner to relax with a drink or cup of coffee.
2) Theming is too nice. Who in his or her right mind would want to see a majestic totem in the grand lobby? Who wishes for a babbling brook in the lobby with a foot bridge over it? No one would choose the muted colors of the Pacific Northwest and sturdy wood construction of the entire resort if they could help it.
3) Music. It's everywhere. One can only take so much of the majestic music from numerous Westerns and American composers like Aaron Copland. Sure, it's stirring and memorable music, but what about head bangers' rock?
4) Personally, I prefer real hassles when traveling to a park. I don't need a short boat ride early in the morning or late at night that allows me to relax before hitting MK or coming back to VWL. And I won't missing seeing the image of a large bear in the architecture of the Lodge from the boat. Nor do I need a direct bus to MK that runs every 15 minutes. C'mon! Where's the fun in that?
5) And who needs a jacuzzi tub in the master bath when the Hidden Springs hot tub sits uncrowded most all the time? Who needs that?
6) It's likely the Cubs' Den is overrated, too. Just because our young daughter loved it and wants to go back is no reason for us to use it again when we dine on site.
7) Speaking of dining, Artist Point is a waste of time. Yes, yes, I know they have a melt in your mouth buffalo filet and salmon on a cedar plank, and I realize their wine list has superb wines from throughout the Northwest. But is that really necessary? After all, you do have a full kitchen in your room. I suppose one could argue that it would be hard to make the smoky portabello bisque that AP showcases, and it would be difficult to make the admittedly tasty berry cobbler, as well. And who wouldn't rather face uncaring employees at an offsite fast food joint instead of the exceptional servers at AP? Harrumph!
As you can see, I consider VWL a must-miss resort. I just don't get what all the glowing reviews are about. If you choose to go there, don't say I didn't warn you!

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