What is with some threads......

[Disneyland1084]

Can anyone see my signature? For some reason I can't see it from this computer. Is something wrong??

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Hello again Bonnie and everyone else!! I work as a funeral director. Apparently there was some miscommunication going on yesterday with the director that arranged for my family to come in. I called and the daughter is on her way from Sacramento. She will be here with her dad later. What time, I don't know. Other than that, it's really quiet.

Well that's good....for the rest of us......

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Nope, I can't see it. You must have cut a portion of it off when you were cutting and pasting. Try it again.

 

[imsorry]

Good afternoon!! Can you believe how much work they are making me do today? I'm offended I tell ya!!! (oh, wrong thread again!)

Does anybody have any cold white zinfandel? In a BIG glass? Thanks!

 

[Disneyland1084]

Nope, I can't see it. You must have cut a portion of it off when you were cutting and pasting. Try it again.

No, I don't think that's it because I saw it on my computer last night. We have two computers in my office and I'm on the older one. My co-worker is on the new one now. Maybe it's this old crappy computer.

 

[tuneswife]

I have been sitting here catching up...wondering why you all were saying that Squirt looked like a winkie. I looked so darn closely for so long that I actually started to see a winkie! Only to finally realize that this avatar was NOT the one you all were talking about!

This is what I get for actually working today.

Thank God I am not the only one. I have been wondering that for HOURS.

 

[tuneswife]

Well here is a picture of my little friend - the "original pointed winkie:

Apparently he frightened some on this thread. Actually I think it was just another case of "squid" envy. My squid is bigger than your squid!

OH MY! Yes, now I see what all the "hype" was about.

 

[tuneswife]

I'm waiting on the Cliff Notes version. Anybody? Anybody?

NO WAY! If I had to start at page 1, you must also. Besides, if you don't start at page 1, you miss alot of FUNNY stuff.

 

[Stitch Inside]

Good afternoon!! Can you believe how much work they are making me do today? I'm offended I tell ya!!! (oh, wrong thread again!)

Does anybody have any cold white zinfandel? In a BIG glass? Thanks!

Couldn't find a BIG glass so just put your mouth up under the box's spigot.

 

[tuneswife]

Okay, I finally read throught the whole thread . Now I need glasses, a therapist, and a tall drink. Actually, someone just give me a bottle of something.

Wow! Congratulations! I am still reading, I think I am on page 45 of 73! I'll catch up, no worries!

 

[Squidrific]

Good afternoon!! Can you believe how much work they are making me do today? I'm offended I tell ya!!! (oh, wrong thread again!)

Does anybody have any cold white zinfandel? In a BIG glass? Thanks!

I'm out of zinfandel, can I interest you in a purple hooter?

 

[hiwaygal]

Does anybody have any cold white zinfandel? In a BIG glass? Thanks!

Can we share?!?

 

[Squidrific]

Is this glass big enough?!

 

[Stitch Inside]

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day
When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest
in a big field of tall grass
I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face

And I fell asleep and dreamed
I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie
And that I was the star of the movie
This really blew my mind, the fact that me,
an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome
should be the star of a Hollywood movie

But there I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings
I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world
In front of every kind of girl, there was
black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...

Out of the middle came a lady
She whispered in my ear something crazy
She said:

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

(spoken

I thought to myself what could that mean
Am I going crazy or is this just a dream
Now, wait a minute
I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere
so it's all in my head
and then.. I heard her say one more time:

(sung

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl


(spoken
I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back
As she disappeared, but soon she returned
In her hand was a bottle of wine, in the other, a glass
She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass
And raised it to her lips
And just before she drank it, she said:

(sung
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl
Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

 

[Squidrific]

I've always thought that karaoke was a bad idea for those who were deep in the wine!

 

[hiwaygal]

okay, I'm feeling a little

Someone asked for a pic of a standard Disney wedding cake, and I posted a pic of mine...which I thought was beautiful! (and chocolate!!! with amaretto mousse filling!!!!!)

Apparently some girls don't like the "special touches" the pastry chef made for me...they put green leaves around the white roses on the cake.

They're trying very hard not to offend, but I have to admit, I'm a little offended. (crap, am I on the wrong thread now too!?!??!! )

 

[imsorry]

Thanks guys, that really hit the spot!

Let's

 

[Cantw8]

For crying out loud..are you guys making the new people go back and read everything??? Maybe we should just stick with "how do you look in a pirate's costume?" worked in the old days I'm just sayin'

 

[imsorry]

okay, I'm feeling a little

Someone asked for a pic of a standard Disney wedding cake, and I posted a pic of mine...which I thought was beautiful! (and chocolate!!! with amaretto mousse filling!!!!!)

Apparently some girls don't like the "special touches" the pastry chef made for me...they put green leaves around the white roses on the cake.

They're trying very hard not to offend, but I have to admit, I'm a little offended. (crap, am I on the wrong thread now too!?!??!! )

They just have cake envy. Have a glass of wine with me and you will feel better!!

 

[The Mayor]

They just have cake envy. Have a glass of wine with me and you will feel better!!

Hi Auntie Im ...got any Pinot Grigio