What is it about the Shrek ride that...

damo

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Makes people totally unable to follow instructions and find a seat? I swear that it really shouldn't be as difficult as it seems. Moving to the end of the row before sitting down is not that difficult a task. :lmao:
 
I guess the TM's sometimes lapse into Swedish and the public can't understand...or they are just stupid. :rolleyes1
 
It was the groups that alwasy RAN to front row and sat in the clearly marked STATIONARY seats and then scrambled at the last second to the back when the light bulb finally went off and they realized STATIONARY meant "does not move". DUH!!!! I laughed every time. It was quite comical :rotfl:
 
Idiots are everywhere!
I remember one time at The Country Bears in Disney, this girl, around 17
almost knocked my youngest down, I was hot
It wasn't even crowded in there, but she was so worried about getting the best seat, she was gonna knock over a 5 yr old.
 
We always marvel at that at Philharmagic too. The CM's or TM's just shout themselves hoarse and some still just sit there.
 
don't you just love it when you have to scoot past someone sitting in their "special seat" at Shrek..........

i always find someone that sits in the middle, then i have to shuffle sideways to get past them in order to get a seat.

those rows of seats don't have very wide aisles for them.

i never know which side of me should face those sitters when i 2 step past them.




you know where this is going........:laughing:
 
don't you just love it when you have to scoot past someone sitting in their "special seat" at Shrek..........

i always find someone that sits in the middle, then i have to shuffle sideways to get past them in order to get a seat.

those rows of seats don't have very wide aisles for them.

i never know which side of me should face those sitters when i 2 step past them.




you know where this is going........:laughing:


You know that would be the perfect time to pass gas!!!:laughing:

i know i got a dirty mind
 
Well the seats are wired for movement. Add a few extra wires so that the CM/TM can shock the uncooperative groups. After a few volts, hopefully the people will get the message and continue shifting down their row.
 
Well, if we mix the passing of gas with a few sparks from the electronics, we would really get people moving!!!
 
This is why I never stand by the door to be first in for a 3-D show,first in means you're going in the corner!
 
Never thought of passing gas! Good one! I usually accidentally on purpose step on their feet, stumble onto them with my elbows extended, and then give them a huge big smile as they are rubbing their sore spots:teeth:!
 
This irriatates me too when people do this. Especially on this ride because all the seats have to be taken since there is usually a long line!
 












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