From Eek40
I think I will go into hiding Good game..congrats They really did a great job playing today, I will give OU credit.
(Monday morning in a Tulsa, Oklahoma operating room.)
CVW: "Scalpel"
NURSE: "What? Why are you about to cut on this person? Do they even need surgery?"
CVW: "Not necessarily. This patient's name is Eek40. Eek40 is an Oklahoma State Cowboy fan from Stillwater. I need to do something. Scalpel."
NURSE: "I don't know about this, doctor."
"I SAID SCALPEL!"
"Scalpel."
"There we go. Okay, retractors."
"Retractors."
"Great. Now, nurse, please spread these retractors as far as you can."
"Got it."
"Salt."
"WHAT?"
"Salt, please. I'm going to rub it into Eek40's wound."
"Doctor, you're horrible."
"No, just a Sooner fan. Look! I used the salt to spell out 'OU 56 OSU 9'."
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From Disney1fan2002
CVW...you are my favorite poster, all of your posts have me ROFL!!!
Just don't tell Buckaroo's Dad.
Of course, that's assuming you believe there are any "buckaroos" in New York. HA! For every buckaroo you find in New York, you'll find twelve buckaroos, nine cowpokes, eleven roughnecks, sixteen whippersnappers, and a whole mess of hombres in Oklahoma. Oh, and heh, heh, DON'T FORGET THE SOONERS!