What does is mean when your wife forgets your wedding anniversary?

[mickeyfan2]

It means your gift was not good enough. Get to the store right away.

 

[Pam]

What does is mean when your wife forgets your wedding anniversary?

Duh... it means you ain't gettin' that nooner, dude....

 

[CookieGVB]

She's cheating AND she's drunk!

 

[punkin]

I had to double check the user name to make sure it wasn't my DH posting. Then I checked the calendar. Wheew, I still have a couple of months. I swear I will remember this year.

 

[Acklander]

She always does that.

She always drinks the last beer???? How can you live under those conditions???? You poor thing!!!!

 

[Becky2005]

After getting that wrong several times I came up with the perfect answer "many, many happy years" .

No, no....the answer my DH gives "it only *seems* like forever"

He's a goof. He can never remember our anniversary either but I'll cut him some slack....Ours is the 11th. Our DD's birthday is the 10th and our DS is the 12. All different months but it's hard to keep straight. Then we went ahead and baffled him even more by throwing our other DS birthday in May (our anniversary month) along with my birthday & Mother's Day. Hence his other reason of "Outlook tells me".

Then again, I really have to think for DH's true age...since he always says he's 29. He's been saying that practically since we've been married and we've been married 16 years. THAT is embarrassing to be asked how old your DH is and you just give a blank stare with an "I don't know" answer.

 

[oxfordcircus]

Duh... it means you ain't gettin' that nooner, dude....

 

[BarbN.]

Thanks for the reminder or this could be me, tomorrow is our 21st.

 

[Pam]

 

[welovedisneyx4]

It means that she is working really, really hard, be it jobs, kids parents etc.QUOTE]

Or planning a Disney trip!! We had an issue w/ this on our 10th anniversary and DH hasn't let me forget!!

Be nice to her, I am sure she still loves you!!

 

[SamIAm21]

It means she's really busy with the cooking, cleaning, working, parenting, laundry, landscaping, grocery getting, errands, etc. to notice. She needs a break!

 

[oxfordcircus]

See, this is how roomers get started. People may see your red hand on my yellow face, and they may talk.

 

[oxfordcircus]

It means she's really busy with the cooking, cleaning, working, parenting, laundry, landscaping, grocery getting, errands, etc. to notice. She needs a break!

I can't tell if you're serious since you inserted the rolling, laughing head at the bottom.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

1)It's all your fault or

2)Check in the closet

If you see an empty pod, get help.

 

[Pam]

See, this is how roomers get started. People may see your red hand on my yellow face, and they may talk.

Are you a policeman?::cop:

I can't walse, sorry.

When people talk -- the DISers

 

[L107ANGEL]

Are you a policeman?::cop:

I can't walse, sorry.

When people talk -- the DISers

 

[oxfordcircus]

I can't walse, sorry.

My cat will teach you. Please pardon his dumb misspelling.

 

[SamIAm21]

I can't tell if you're serious since you inserted the rolling, laughing head at the bottom.

No not serious at all. This thread is very cute and lighthearted, I would never throw the serious bomb in here!

Thanks for the chuckles!

 

[Lmnop]

My husband used to make me feel guilty because he remembered the DAY WE GOT ENGAGED. That didn't last but a few years, because I never could remember. It's August something-or-other.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I am sure she might be cheating. You need to get all of your finances in order, make copies of all the important papers (such as the cable guide), and speak to an attorney, PRONTO.