What does is mean when your wife forgets your wedding anniversary?

[HOGFAN]

No. I always forgot our to the extent that I thought it was May 5th and DH swore it was May 3rd. I had to drag out the certificate. He was right.

 

[manning]

Well, you know what not to do. Don't use your anniversary date as the security code on the home security alarm system.

 

[Rafiki Rafiki Rafiki]

Well, Ox, if it makes you feel any better, I haven't forgotten you.

 

[DawnM]

I once had an arguement with my Dad. He told me my anniversary was the next week and I insisted it was on the 5th! He was right. It was on the 1st!

How horrible is THAT?

I should know better than to argue things like that with my Dad, he remembers everything!

Dawn

 

[MzDiz]

What? No poll? How can we answer any questions without a POLL???

 

[horseshowmom]

I have been known to forget, and I absolutely adore my DH. It usually happens when I've got several things going on at one time.

I think it's safe to say (after reading some of your posts here on the Dis) that she's more than likely NOT bored with you, so I wouldn't worry too much.

 

[Rafiki Rafiki Rafiki]

What? No poll? How can we answer any questions without a POLL???

I'm waiting. Really. We should have a poll. Then we can have his DW answer in the end. It'll be like an episode of Jerry Springer.

 

[LeftCoaster]

Should I be worried?

This is the Dis.

She must be cheating on you.

 

[Aidensmom]

Is she wearing her ring? Been spending a lot of time on the computer? Coming home late?

She's drinking the last beer, that is the first big red flag, you really need to be on the lookout.

 

[DisneyfeverTN]

If your wife was really cheating on you, she would have not only remembered your anniversary, but given you a huge, expensive gift to overcompensate for the tremendous guilt she was feeling for sleeping with the neighbor (or insert other possible suspect).

Seriously though, I forgot my anniversary the year before last. I was just busy and somehow it slipped my mind. I felt terrible when my DH gave me a card and a gift and I realized that I forgot. I won't forget again though. Hopefully.

 

[oxfordcircus]

What? No poll? How can we answer any questions without a POLL???

I'm waiting. Really. We should have a poll. Then we can have his DW answer in the end. It'll be like an episode of Jerry Springer.

Poll added at y'all's request. I think I covered all possible options, but I'm open to suggestions and/or essay responses.

 

[Lmnop]

See, this is how roomers get started. People may see your red hand on my yellow face, and they may talk.

Wait! You have roomers? That's it then.

"Honey, that guy you saw walking down the hall naked. He's our new roomer."

 

[oxfordcircus]

Wait! You have roomers? That's it then.

"Honey, that guy you saw walking down the hall naked. He's our new roomer."

What, no picture?

 

[coles1mom]

She's Pregnant Hormones mess with brain cells.

Judi

 

[horseshowmom]

oxfordcircus, I have the difinitive answer as to why your wife forgot your anniversary.

I'm assuming that y'all are on the same water system as Jackson/Ridgeland. I've been here on business this week, and this water is hideous, nasty, and disgusting (makes Florida water seem wonderfully tasty in comparison ). It's enough to make anybody forget things.

Hopefully, it will be back to normal soon, and you'll have your regular wife back!

 

[oxfordcircus]

oxfordcircus, I have the difinitive answer as to why your wife forgot your anniversary.

I'm assuming that y'all are on the same water system as Jackson/Ridgeland. I've been here on business this week, and this water is hideous, nasty, and disgusting (makes Florida water seem wonderfully tasty in comparison ). It's enough to make anybody forget things.

Hopefully, it will be back to normal soon, and you'll have your regular wife back!

That is an excellent theory, but she and I drink the same water, yet somehow I managed to remember.

You poor woman. Jackson = Mexico - don't drink the water. I'll share a picture of a cup of Jackson water when I get back to my home computer. I will probably get points for posting it because it's hard to believe it's not a cup full of sewage. Thankfully I've moved out and I'm now drinking the pristine water of Madison County.

 

[horseshowmom]

That is an excellent theory, but she and I drink the same water, yet somehow I managed to remember.

You poor woman. Jackson = Mexico - don't drink the water. I'll share a picture of a cup of Jackson water when I get back to my home computer. I will probably get points for posting it because it's hard to believe it's not a cup full of sewage. Thankfully I've moved out and I'm now drinking the pristine water of Madison County.

Whoops, I guess that theory didn't work!

I should be safe. I doubt that I've had over a cup of water for the whole week. I couldn't drink tea in the restaurants, so I tried Coke, but the ice even affected that taste, so I gave up and bought two liters to put the fridge and ate in the suite. I also saw someone at another table give their tea back to the waiter, so I wasn't the only one. Yeccchhh!

 

[goofinoff]

It means she's really a man.

 

[KristinBelle]

It means she's having an affair with your best friends cousin's, sister-in-law's, husband who's also your long lost brother.