I am with you on ALL THIS. My husband is like your dream guy! He is always playing Xbox. But he's also a Marine and he says "camping is my work, I'm not doing that for fun." How did I get so lucky?
We are an indoor family.
Disneyland/WDW is the only "national park" you will ever find us in. We go to Disneyland multiple weekends a month and that's our "outdoors time."