What are your favorite lines???

[PhotobearSam]

I saw this one in a post and loved it...

"Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed."

What are your favs???

 

[Chipperdini]

Most recently...

"Someone should have given him/her a trampoline." - credit to DH (who would probably answer the OP's question with "fishing lines")

 

[bevtoy]

Birds of a feather flock together.

 

[AllyBri]

I did see a man (late 20s to early 30s) in the MK wearing a shirt that said,
"I Bring Nothing To The Table"

I was so tempted to ask him where he bought it (probably got it as a gift) I know the perfect person for it.

 

[Byrd]

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it!!!!

 

[Forevryoung]

Do not judge a person until you walk a mile in their shoes...




that way when you judge them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes!

 

[Sleepy]

No man is worth your tears. The one who is will never make you cry.

 

[Mermaid02]

"He who dies with the most toys- STILL DIES!"

 

[LindsayDunn228]

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

 

[barkley]

from the disboards "he lied about cheese????",

personal fav-"he who laughs last did'nt get the joke the first time".

 

[ADisneygirl]

I like this one:

We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

 

[Cantw8]

I appreciate your opinion, I'll make sure to file it under I don't give a crap.

 

[CapeCodTenor]

"Is Heaven missing an angel? Because I'm lookin' at one right now." I've started using this on my wife lately and all she does is .

I've seen this one on a shirt, "I'm like a superhero, but with no superpowers or motivation."

 

[CarolG]

Bill Gates is not giving you $1000, and Disney is not giving you a free vacation. Proctor and Gamble is not part of a satanic cult or scheme, and its logo is not satanic. Neiman Marcus doesn't really sell a $200 cookie recipe. Craig Shergold in England is not dying of cancer and would like everyone to stop sending him their business cards. He is no longer a little boy either. Big companies don't do business via chain letters and there are no computer programs that track how many times an email is forwarded, let alone by whom.

 

[smilie]

I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Bill Gates is not giving you $1000, and Disney is not giving you a free vacation. Proctor and Gamble is not part of a satanic cult or scheme, and its logo is not satanic. Neiman Marcus doesn't really sell a $200 cookie recipe. Craig Shergold in England is not dying of cancer and would like everyone to stop sending him their business cards. He is no longer a little boy either. Big companies don't do business via chain letters and there are no computer programs that track how many times an email is forwarded, let alone by whom.

 

[spacemountain]

The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm lives.

The glass is neither half empty or half full, it's twice as large as it needs to be.

 

[Tine731]

"When a person shows you who they are, believe them.........The 1st time."

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

No man is worth your tears. The one who is will never make you cry.

That's one of my favorites too.

Others I like:

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Well-behaved women don't make history.

I like my men how I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer.

Before you give anyone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.

Those who discourage your dreams likely have abandoned their own.

Life is 10% what you make it and 90% what you take it.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

My favorite movie quote:

Cruella: "What kind of a sycophant are you?"
Assistant: "What kind do you want me to be?"

I nearly spit out my Sprite in the theater!