I've seen some people come into my office "to get a piece of paper".....they rip it out of the fax machine and wonder why the machine jams or can't "roll the paper in" because they've pulled it all the way out.
I get irritated when people come into my office (very small rectangle), pull a chair out, sit and do whatever they need to do, then get up and walk away and leave the chair out in the middle of the office... what?? push it back where I found it?? why? the magic chair fairy pushes it back.
I have one faculty member who comes into get a drink of water, he pushes the cold water on, watches it drip into the overflow container, then puts his cup under the spickot.... the overflow container is NOT a drain..

yes, the magic chair fairy comes in at this point and takes the overflow container to the ladies room (after she's spilt some of the water while walking!).
This same faculty member also drops pretzels, candy, candy wrappers and walks away... yet again, the magic chair fairy cleans up after him. If she says something, he looks at her like "what are you talking about???"
People who jam the copier, walk away without even trying to clear the jam, it's easier to leave it for the magic chair fairy. Don't worry, she'll fix it on her way to the ladies room with the water slaushing out of the overflow container.
We used to have a coach who would take the 100 lb weights from the Fitness Center and use them for his practice. Yep, you guessed it, he wouldn't put them back where he took them from, he'd leave them out and the magic chair fairy would trip over them as she was taking the overflow container to the ladies room.
