For all new groupies, I have 2 demon children affecitionately known here as Sid and Rizzo. From time to time they do some thing that makes me wonder why more species don't eat their young and in an effort not to commit murder, I post them here so my fellow groupies can talk me down off the ledge.
Last night was one such time.....
Setting: A normal everyday, household some where in South Jersey around 5:30 pm Thursday.
Sid: Mom, I have the opportunity to get some extra credit in my world history class.
Eliza (aka Mom): Wonderful Sid, (very proud oF brillant child for showing some initative). What do you have to do?
Sid: I have to give a short biography in costume on the Greek God Apollo for our living Greek history exhibit.
Eliza(Aka mom): Ooh, that sounds like fun, when do you have to do this?
Sid: Tonight at 7:15pm
Eliza:
WHAT!!! (now sure that child is the devil)
Sid: I have to say it tonight at the school exhibition fair
Eliza: (now shrieking hysterically) Sid you want me to make an anciet Greek costume and help you practice a speech in 1 hour.
Sid: (Looking at mom like she is crazy just because steam is coming out of her nose) Yeah, whats wrong with that?
Eliza: @#&$!!!
7:10 pm Driving like Jeff Gordan on steriods throughout south Jersey streets, taking corners on 2 wheels to make sure demon child is on time.
While said demon child is dressed in my only set of 500 count Egyptian cotton sheets that I was saving for my death shroud.
Sid: Mom, I think I left the indexs card with my speech at home.
Eliza: MAKE SOME THING UP!!
Eliza: spotting Mr. Krill, the social studies teacher across the library:
I wonder how much time I would get if I leap across the library and beat this man to deat with an encyclopedia?
9:00 pm
Sid : Mom, that was fun!!
He makes me appreciate the lodge, every day! have a great weekend.