Weird Things You've Said .....(Inspired by MosMom)

[Serena]

Why did you paint the dog? After painting easter eggs, the dog was next.

How about, if you fall out of that tree and get hurt, I'm going to kill you.


Or, if you don't go to sleep, I'm going to hit you upside the head with a frying pan.

Or, if you do that one more time, I'm going to take you outback and give you ten lashes with a wet noodle.

The usual response is laughing at me.

 

[browneyes]

"Let's watch Barney." That would have to be the weirdest thing that ever came out of my mouth.

 

[smilingmouse]

You guys crack me up!!!
Thanks for the laughs

SmilingMouse

 

[MosMom]

I would have to say it is the one that inspired the thread: Get the leash off your brother

Another one: Get those batteries out of the dogs nose. (Mo had put a AA battery in each of the poor dogs nostrils.

Oooh thought of another - Put your weiner back in your diaper! (E has a thing lately for pulling his weiner out of his diaper and letting it hang over the top...then he pees like a little fountain all over as he walks around.

 

[Manda1219]

I am dying laughing right now...

 

[piglet too]

Let's see...what have I said lately????

"Nathan Davis get in here now, we do not go outside in only a t-shirt! No!! You need to at least have underwear on!!!!"

"Put your shoes and socks on" my 9 yr old will be a smarty pants and take me litterally, shoes then socks.

Ohhh, it is to late for me to think right now, I'll tell some more in the morning!

 

[mommyseven]

We had this cat with really long whiskers. I've never seen whiskers that long on a cat. I was expressing my amazement one morning with dh and said, "Oh my! That cat has long a$$ whiskers!"

My hubby died laughing. We still laugh now. It just didn't sound right. I no longer use that word as an adjective. It is a rural southern saying in these parts.

 

[MosMom]

I just said a new one today and laughed after I said it...

"Scar, go upstairs and get a clean pair of panties out of your drawer."

Mo was pretending to be Scar and wants me to treat her as if she really is Scar. We had to get ready for school in the meantime though.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Put your weiner back in your diaper! (E has a thing lately for pulling his weiner out of his diaper and letting it hang over the top...then he pees like a little fountain all over as he walks around.

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[MosMom]

You laugh now but just wait....your day will come. Oh yes, your day will come. *evil laugh*

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

It can't get any worse than it is now, MosMom. Esp considering I swear to God he's laughing at me on the inside every time he pees all over me.

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[MosMom]

Well, when he hits about 2 he can laugh on the outside as well!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

I can't wait for the day when he can do more than just stare at me like he's intensely confused. He wrinkles his forehead up and just kind of gets this very, very confused look on his face. To which I usually say..."What? Am I that ugly that you can't tell your own mother from a magotty, rotting wildebeast?"

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[TalkisCheap]

"I can't function without a homeless man!"

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

I've always wondered what that meant.

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[TalkisCheap]

Originally posted by TheOtherVillainess
I've always wondered what that meant.

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me?

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

No the person obsesses with homeless men behind you. Of course you, silly.



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[TINKTWINS]

Well my latest is "None of your fingers are bad ones!!!"

Explaination, my 4yo DTwins listen to the Wiggles constantly in the car, the 3 of us pretty much know all the words, well for the last week or so I have had to pick up my friends kids from school, 9 and 13, of course the "where is pointer "song came on, OF COURSE, and when the kids got to "Tall one" everyone had to tell them oh no thats THE BAD FINGER well now I have two 4yos flipping me the bird all day long wanting to know why its a bad finger UGGGGGGG oh pre school should be fun next week!!

 

[TalkisCheap]

Haha, well, I wasn't sure! I wasn't gunna post an explination, and then have you go "Crazy little girl, like I care about you!"


Well, it's just a big joke. I'm on my track team, and one of the coaches is really nice, and I'm pretty good friends with him. Well, he buys all his clothes from thift stores, and a lot of it is really ratty. Well, one day he shows up at practice in the gray hooded sweatshirt with holes and stains everywhere, and these disgusting jeans with like grass stains, etc. everywhere. It was the funniest sight, and he looked just like a homeless man.

Now, the thing is, he's pretty young, and is rather good-looking. A lot of the girls in our town, have a crush on him. Well, me and my friends always make fun of them, because if you would walk up to any girl middle school age and ask if they thought he was hot, you would get a yes 99% of the time. Well, the other day we were driving home from a track meet, and he was sitting in front of me, and we were talking about school(he has some fascination with homeschooling). He gets up and sits down in the very back of the bus(? I still don't know why) and so my friend said something to me, and I didn't hear her and she asked what was wrong and she was like, hahaha you're sad he left, and I laughed and without thinking said, "I can't function without my homeless man!"

Wow, that was long, but, it needed a lot of explaining....if you didn't follow, it is rather complicated, but basically, to break it down, it's an inside joke about my track coach he buys thrift store things and looks like a homeless man!


-Caroline

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Hey I know that song...sang it to my 6 wk old DS the other day while he was laying on the couch, finger motions and everything!

Where is thumbkin, where is thumbkin...here I am! Here I am!

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