Weird Things You've Said .....(Inspired by MosMom)

[Miss Park Avenue]

OK...here's mine

"Don't wave your wand over the alligater any more, I already fished it out once and I'm not doing again!"




Oh yeah, this was said to DD at Downtown Disney in front of the Rainforest Cafe!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

LOL, TalkIsCheap. That's funny.

TOV

 

[Mr.BsMom]

"For the last time, quit playing with your belly button!"

"Please, please - keep your hands out of your pants!"
What a joy, raising a boy!

 

[TalkisCheap]

"Don't wave your wand over the alligater any more, I already fished it out once and I'm not doing again!"

LOL!

 

[BrerMom]

Tonight in the video store:

"Can we please choose something that's not Disney this time?"

 

[kild]

"That is why we don't put rocks in our nose." After the emt's had been called to get it out. This happened at school.

My oldest son was 4 on his first trip to WDW. Walking into AK, he was sitting in his stroller. When we topped the hill and came out from the rocks, we hear, "That's a da** big tree!"
Well, it is.

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

When DD1 (now 5) was potty training, "Sweetie, you don't need to put yoor hand down there; you do not have anything to push down." At her daycare/preschool, they initially teach all kids to pee sitting down. The sidebar to that is that they teach the little boys to push/hold their willies (since the real word will get censored) down so they pee into the toilet. With 2 teachers for 16 kids, bathroom privacy is non-existant, so DD saw little boys with their hands between their legs, so of course hers needed to be there too!

For DD2 (2 1/2), I have two that come to mind. "You don't stand to pee. Boys stand; girls sit down." What is it with my kids and potty training?!?! The other one is "DD, get out of the closet!" Not that funny until you understand that my sister is gay, and everytime I say that to DD2, I am laughing by the time I finish the sentence. My sister finds it highly amusing too!

 

[Jenn Lynn]

"Mama does NOT have a boogey in her nose!" As DD is trying to stick her finger up my nose to get "the boogey" out.

(This is a TAG waiting to happen! )

 

[CALIFLADY]

I don't have kids, but while visiting some friends, they were encouraging their young daughter to potty train.

This is when six foot four/210 pound Dad piped in and said, "Don't you want to grow up and wear big girl panties like Daddy?"

Of course, his wife and I dropped what we were holding and gawked at him. Hhhhmmm...wonder what he wears under those blue jeans.

 

[monarchsfan16]

Said to the 20 month old I babysit for: "Do not stick your hand down there it'll get dirty", as I'm changing the nastiest diaper in the world and he's "exploring" his goods.
Also to him "We don't high five there", as he tried to give me a high five while I was standing and totally didn't expect it, so my hands were nowhere near where he could reach. He hasn't learned the private locations yet.

 

[Snowysmom]

DS is coming home from college and I had to tell him that he cannot bring home a goat and let it graze in the backyard. His GF works with animals at a barn and she loves the goat she took care of. Why does it have to go in my back yard, why not hers? Luckily the goat will stay at the barn!

 

[Manda1219]

Originally posted by CALIFLADY
I don't have kids, but while visiting some friends, they were encouraging their young daughter to potty train.

This is when six foot four/210 pound Dad piped in and said, "Don't you want to grow up and wear big girl panties like Daddy?"

Of course, his wife and I dropped what we were holding and gawked at him. Hhhhmmm...wonder what he wears under those blue jeans.

 

[FroggyinArk]

funiest thing i've heard said to our dd was last summer at wdw.. wewere in mk on 4ht of july,, sil got seperated from us and appeared to be lost,, we were only few feet away, she just got apart from us in line, she was lookng all over,, dd went over to her,, maybe 5 ft from us,, asked her aunt what was wrong and she answered oh goodie i thought i had lost my family.. was hilarious the way she said it and at the time going from my 40 yo sil to dd11 who went after her..lol

 

[ElizK]

My younger DD8 and I were in the examining room at her Dr's office, and she was just pinging off the walls. I told her that she was getting on my last nerve.
She sat down, quiet for a minute, and said, "How many did you start with?"

She is too much fun.

 

[luvmydogs]

"Oh, great! Now I have to find my tweezers and pull that dime out of your butt!"