WDW Water!!!

[DisneyJen]

Isn't that Tigger in the Woods? Maybe we should let him play through ...

OK, OK ... Granny and I spent the day sampling the waters in MK while we were looking for Higgs, who we had left propped up in the chalk circle with a yellow poncho while we went to dinnner at Citrico's .... Maybe we rode the Jungle Cruise one too many times .... but you just can't de Nile that water is good

 

[yensid1071]

Jen, Jen, Jen........*groan*..............
I think you got more of a Dole Whip-arita (or several) to go with that water! You can tell it's Friday!!

 

[DisneyJen]

Jay ... Jay ... Jay ....

Come on and ride the Jungle Cruise with me ... bring along the magical 71-foot straw and taste the backside of water ...

OK ... it has been a long week ... TGIF

 

[yensid1071]

Oh dear, I never received my commemorative 71' straw.... Hey, how would I get that thru airport security now???
Mmmmm... I think a glass of 1994 Wilderness Lodge sounds good right about now. How about some from the spring? Or Silver Creek Falls.... It has a light, bubbly flavor to it.... Mmmmmmm....

 

[ksdave]

Jay, our WDWWDS 71' straws are the latest in high technology. Our engineering department designed them to be fully collapsable, so we can sneak them into Fantasmic in our fanny packs, extend them out and sip from the magical water movie screen. They're made from aluminum-lithium, so they're light as a feather, but strong as steel. I'll have the engineers make another one just for you.

 

[yensid1071]

Wow!! Those are some high tech straws!! Thanks, Dave!! Good thing I have my WDW fanny pack handy to carry it in!

 

[Higgs22]

Dave...I lost my straw in Mexico...forgot it at the hotel...can you make me one more too???

 

[ozzel]

Hi everyone - I've been out on assignment. I was first making sure the waters by the Beach Club were not disturbed from the Beach Club Villas construction - all contaminents have been kept out of the waters and they are safe for drinking! I have also been keeping tabs on the newest waters to WDW - the new lake at Pop Century - all is looking well, but since construction is still going on I suggest that we stay clear until R&D deem it safe.

-Kim

 

[MickeyBabe]

Boy am I Thirsty.....

If you .............

Regularly hear Cast Members say "Sir, step away from the moat."

Have a Bumper Sticker that says: "I Have a 71 in. Straw and I'm not afraid to use it."

Have Pictures of yourself with an ISAW water mustache captioned "Got Water".

Take Goggles, Flippers and empty bottles to 20,000 leagues Lagoon.

Know what the Backside of Water tastes like.

..... You might be a member of the WDWWDS!!!!!!

Where do I sign up??????

 

[ozzel]

I think that list qualifies MBabe for WDWWDS member status - everyone agree?

-Kim

 

[DisneyJen]

Let's break open a bottle of 1971 Seven Seas Lagoon to toast our newest member .... MBabe.

MBabe you need to find a title and job description to be full fledged member

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Woo Hoo another member. After you have picked your title and job description I will give you our background investigation forms to fill out. You will also have to submit to having your fingerprints taken and cleared through the FBI. Membership is contingent on passing this investigation.

 

[Higgs22]

I agree....welcome to the WDWWDS MickeyBabe...

Have you picked out a job description yet???

I think we have several available (here are a few suggestions)...
Director of Public Relations
Executive Chef
VP of Travel Services

Those are just a few...anyone else know of any openings????

 

[MickeyBabe]

Thank You all for the vote of confidence.

Director of Public Relations sounds like it may be up my alley but...what do you think of....

VP of Technical Information/Prof of CM Schmoozing

VP of Technical Information

Responsibilities include:
- Coordinating efforts between Sales, QA and R&D
- Cataloging and organizing WDWWDS Vintage WDWW

Professor of Castmember Schmoozing

Responsibility:
To teach castmember Schmoozing to rew recruits.

Example:
You see a fellow member dipping his shot glass into the Jungle Cruise Falls, what do you do? ....Response: "Hey Captian Ron (to the observing Cast Member) I think I twisted my ankle slipping on the water on the deck here, can you rub it for me (wink, wink, nod nod).... All the while your fellow WDWWDS member is enjoying the fine taste of the backside of water!!!!


....So what do you think, Do I get the Position?

 

[ksdave]

MBabe has my vote.
WELCOME!!

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Welcome to the WDWWDS, MBabe. You've already been admitted on a temp basis to the Society for a couple days now. I figured Miss Cleo woulda told you already since she should have forseen it in her blue crystal ball.

Of course there's the initiation before you get taught the secret handshake and get all the passcodes, but I think you have the stuff to get through it. It's really quite simple...you need to start a thread that gets thrown off the Parks board. And trust me, it doesn't take much. We've all done it...now make us proud!! Not sure if you can outdo the "Can I Eat the Dirt in WDW?" post, but give it a shot. When you think of one, send someone on the executive team the link before it's zapped by a moderator. Once it gets closed, moved or banned, feel free to show your title proudly!! And don't worry, if your initial post doesn't get yanked right away, I'm sure we can push it towards that goal.

Good luck and welcome to the family.

 

[Granny]

MBabe gets my vote too!


Granny
Former VP Senior Relations

 

[MickeyBabe]

Thanks Dave .... I'll take that as a High Five Okeydokey!!!

As my first order of business...

as VP of Technical Information/Prof. of CM Schmoozing

I would like to look into the aquisition of space in the Castle Missell Silos to house a WDWW cellar to house our Vintage WDWW supply. I myself am willing to contribute my collection of Vintage WDWW to start the collection.



OT and Granny, Thank You for your vote of confidence... I shall take up the gauntlet proudly!!!

P.S. Are you sure that won't get me banned from the Dis Boards for life??????

 

[wdw4us2]

MickeyBabe --

Welcome to the WDWWDS!! I am, however, jealous. You're already on the Executive Board while I'm still languishing as a Life Member.

I'll have to find some way to make the Board notice me while I'm at WDW next week. Perhaps I can smuggle out some Utilidor '02 and bribe the board!

Lisa

 

[DisneyJen]

MBabe welcome to WDWWDS ... and as you can see you are well on your way to getting your first post moved off the parks board and to the community board