WDW Water!!!

[Miss Jasmine]

Welcome MickeyBabe!!!!

Here is the info needed for the background investigation:

How many non-Disney theme parks have you visited in the last five years, and how many times, and which parks? Have you even been employeed by any of these parks?

Do you know how to swim?

Are you willing to take a bullet for our fearless leader?

Do you know Tigger?

Have you ever belonged to the Walt Disney World Water Preservation Society?

And can we use the services of Ms. Cleo???

 

[Higgs22]

MickeyBabe...Ijust wanted to say--welcome to the WDWWDS....

If you need anything from the R&D lab...just let me know....

 

[mlcar]

welcome, mickeybabe

many great outfits are still available. although you'll want to stay undercover until you are officially kicked off the parks thread.

 

[mrsapalm]

I've done my homework, oh Great Ones, and I wish to now express my desire, no, yearning, to be a part of this Great and Powerful society.
Please consider my bid... I wish to become WDWWDS Official English-Language Guru and Righteous Grammarian. My role, as OE-LGaRG, would entail lavish descriptions of our favorite watering holes (to be included in all Society literature), and to provide whimsical anecdotes on the joys of WDW water. I shall also provide grammatical advice so that all of our official WDWWDS published articles of note exude the pure ecstasy we each feel as we partake of the magical waters of WDW.
That said, I can also make a mean spinach dip. I am also available for any special assignments, as I am a master of disguise.
That being said, may I recommend the waters of the flamingo area in Epcot? The healing powers of the various minerals and debris is quite invigorating when illness knocks at my door. I'm also partial to the water that shoots forth from the AT-AT in MGM. Powerful, yet soothing.
I kneel before you, oh Great and Powerful, and very, very Rich WDWWDS members.
-MrsAPalm

 

[mlcar]

You've got my vote!

 

[Banzai]

Photo from www.disneypix.com

 

[ksdave]

Oops!! Maybe we over did it on the production of our magical, extendable straws. Looks like that area was comletely sucked dry.
Or, is it the dark work of the WDWWPS, trying to hide another supply of magic water from us?

 

[Higgs22]

Originally posted by mrsapalm
I've done my homework, oh Great Ones, and I wish to now express my desire, no, yearning, to be a part of this Great and Powerful society.
Please consider my bid... I wish to become WDWWDS Official English-Language Guru and Righteous Grammarian.
I kneel before you, oh Great and Powerful, and very, very Rich WDWWDS members.
-MrsAPalm

You know, I think this would pass the proper sucking up test....she's got my vote!!!!

BTW...that picture shows the results from a special R&D project...to protect the integrity of the 20K Lagoon water...
that dry lagoon has been refilled with "ordinary" water...all of the precious authentic 20K Lagoon water has been safely stored in underground tanks...we need to protect that precious water at all costs! Don't worry--the 20K Lagoon water is safe!

 

[mrsapalm]

My lips are still sore!

-MrsAPalm

 

[MickeyBabe]

Originally posted by Miss Jasmine
Welcome MickeyBabe!!!!

Here is the info needed for the background investigation:

How many non-Disney theme parks have you visited in the last five years, and how many times, and which parks? Have you even been employeed by any of these parks?

Do you know how to swim?

Are you willing to take a bullet for our fearless leader?

Do you know Tigger?

Have you ever belonged to the Walt Disney World Water Preservation Society?

And can we use the services of Ms. Cleo???

I have been on day trips to Kennywood Park twice and Conneaut Lake Park twice. My last trip to WDW was Jan 2001.
My only park related employment is that I am a former Disney Store Cast Member (... had to quit when we moved )

Yes I can swim (and snorkel if necessary to obtain the Best samples possible for our new WDWW cellar project).

No... Taking a bullet is you job... isn't it?

Yes Tigger and I go way back.... as a matter of fact, I have spoken to "Tigger Private Ear" about the situation over at Mickey's Closet.

No, I have only heard tales of the existance of a WDWWPS... are they the ones that drained the lagoon... and removed the 20K subs?

From what I understand... Miss Cleo is in jail.... wonder if she saw that comming.... But I'm sure she would be available to us on visiting days!!!

Security application complete.... so when do I get my 71 in collapsible straw?

 

[MickeyBabe]

Originally posted by mrsapalm
..... oh Great and Powerful, and very, very Rich WDWWDS members.
-MrsAPalm

Higgs.... are you the Floating head guy? or is that Yensid...(No that's right, he is a Padawan)

We could ues someone to catch the occasional foible in our literary lunacy....and...

Anyone with this kind of kissing up ability should fit perfectly into thes organization!

mrsapalm... you have my vote.... albeit my first!!

 

[yensid1071]

Wow!!! I'm gone for a bit and the WDWWDS springs to life!! Um, sorry about that pun.... Glad to see the group growing and moving on. Welcome to all of our new members!!! Ya know, now that I think about it, I'm just an ordinary, everyday society member. Hmmmm.... do I need a title of some sort? Or should I just be happy with my membership and 71" collapsable straw? I'm just not good at decisions immediately after a vacation..........

 

[Higgs22]

Uh-Oh....a friend of Tigger...this needs to be investigated...could she be a WDWWPS mole!!!!
Sorry, MBabe but we need to take strict security measures after a recent invasion by the WDWWPS (Walt Disney World Water Preservation Society--our arch enemies--with Tigger as their main spy) We do have to be careful...

 

[MickeyBabe]

NO...no...no..no..no..no...no...no...no...noooo....Not Tigger...not a spy... say it isn't so..... Dave have you heard this?


Maybe it's a spy in Tigger clothing?

 

[MickeyBabe]

Yeah....yeah... thats gotta be it... a spy in Tigger clothing !!!!

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Greeting WDWWDW Members!!!

Let's make it official!! Mickey Babe is IN!! A pretty successful initiation I must say. Assuming your background security check is approved by Jas, contact Jen for your WDWWDS company car...I think she's distributing Volvos these days.

As for our next candidate member, mrsapalm....well, I tried reading her application for membership....but....err....what language was that in?? Is that stuff English? Can someone translate?? Oh well, she knows the "international" language....sucking up! Shall we move to the next step with this candidate?

I have to say, that was a great picture submitted by Banzai!! Dave and Higgs please check on the pumping systems you guys designed into those straws!! Sheesh! We'll have the darn Greenpeace freaks all over us.

Oh and I always wondered why Dave and Tigger had such big smiles on their faces in that pic.....frisking him, eh?

 

[ksdave]

OT, don't you know that most of the costumed characters at WDW are actually females? Take a good look at "Peter Pan" next time you're there. If that's a "Peter", than a need a good, stiff Dole-a-rita!!

By the way, does anyone else besides Mbabe and mrsapalm need a 71" collapsible straw? They take a while to build, given the .00000717171" tolerances we must hold, so ask now or forever hold your water...I mean peace.

 

[MickeyBabe]

Originally posted by wdw4us2
MickeyBabe --

Welcome to the WDWWDS!! I am, however, jealous. You're already on the Executive Board while I'm still languishing as a Life Member.......
Lisa

Dave, you may want to check to see if Lisa needs a straw too.

Lisa, you may want to check with Higgs, he has lots of neet titles available... then just send you resume .

Edit: Lisa, that previously mentioned bribe couldn't hurt either (wink..wink..nod..nod...)

 

[Higgs22]

Welcome to the WDWWDS MBabe....

BTW OT--Dave and I did check the pumping system...but that picture was from the time when we secretly drained the 20K Lagoon to store that precious water and keep it safe from the dastardly WDWWPS...

We have now secretly replaced that water with Folger's Crystals...err I mean ordinary Bay Lake Water, so all is well....

Anyway...Lisa (and Yesnid), I do have some titles left...

Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Assistant Director of Communications
WDWWDS Store Manager
Chief Flunky
Construction Manager
Head of Straw Distribution
Manager of Health Services
and WDWWDS Ambassador to Finland (Reports directily to WDWWDS Head of International Relations)

Submit your resumes, and we can see which title fits....

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Higgs22

Anyway...Lisa (and Yesnid), I do have some titles left...

Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Assistant Director of Communications
WDWWDS Store Manager
Chief Flunky
Construction Manager
Head of Straw Distribution
Manager of Health Services
and WDWWDS Ambassador to Finland (Reports directily to WDWWDS Head of International Relations)

Submit your resumes, and we can see which title fits....

These are great titles and all, but I was sorta hoping for one that works in my Jedi/Padawan theme (Official WDWWDS Jedi, perhaps? Or something along that line ). Just a thought.

contact Jen for your WDWWDS company car...I think she's distributing Volvos these days.

Volvos???? Hey wait..... I didn't get a car when I joined! Um, is it too late to get one now? And since I live in Texas, I think an SUV is more appropriate. No gun rack necessary.