At MGM early one morning a young couple with two small children stopped at Starring Rolls where DW and I were having coffee.Mom got table and got little ones seated.Dad goes through line getting danish and drinks for family pay for items he got for breakfast.Danish,fruit and drinks has two trays to bring to table, brings first tray to table.Now is going for second tray brings it to table forgets some napkins and straws wife follows saying get some sugar and cream and is about 10 feet from table so she doesn't have to scream to talk to husband.Two little ones wide eyed and hungry,then 10 birds land on table spoil food and drinks and scare crap out of little ones.DW goes over to little ones screaming,mother in a panic dad doesn't know what has happened.DW helps Mom clean up table and get food and bird poop off children.Dad comes over and can see what happened,returns to line and gets a repeat of breakfast,this is where I come in I see this guy taking money from his pocket to pay for breakfast again.The CM has seen this this whole scene so I'm sure she will say no charge and bring a small toy to little ones.Oh no she is going to take money,I'm there in a flash and say no way are you going to take this guys money.You guys know you have a bird problem and these birds spoil this familys breakfast and poop on his children and you are going to charge him twice for it.I don't think so,dad doesn't know what to say,Itell him to take breakfast to family and take care of little ones.I tell CM in calm voice now call security or her supervisor what ever she needs to do.That I'm going back to my table and finish coffee and if I'm to be hauled off to jail fine.A shirt shows up(Disney Mgr.)I repeat story to him and he is sorry and goes to family and talks to them.Later that day Dad sees me and says thanks and Disney had let little one get a small plush of their choice and were going to get free dinner at Mama Melrose's and special seating at Fantasmic.Disney did do right by this family and I thought they would.Ater this long story,my point,nothing ever funny about birds at WDW for me.